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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

Kolanaki,
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I wanna know what kind of zombies I’ll be dealing with. Slow shamblers? Fast runners? Intelligent undead?

Kolanaki,
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Politicians.

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I’m annoyed if I have more than 1 or 2 open.

Only time I open more is when I am downloading a big thing split into multiple files and I can only download a couple at a time due to the file host’s BS.

Kolanaki,
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Is Phobos one? They call that a moon and it’s nothing more than a pebble.

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Start launching nukes into space in all directions. Don’t stop until someone outside Earth complains.

Or maybe just transmit a radio signal that says “Marco.”

Kolanaki,
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“Moe” just means “cute” in Japanese, AFAIK.

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The drama bits and plotlines are every bit as good as TNG/Voyager/DS9, but if you don’t like McFarlane’s humor, I doubt you would like the other 75% of the show’s content.

Kolanaki,
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Fuck cauliflower. Fucking fart smellin’ bullshit.

Kolanaki,
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I thought it was crazy in one episode where Keiko made breakfast and Miles is whining about how they always eat what she wants and she doesn’t even know what he likes to eat.

At that point, they had been married for at least a few months. How do you not know what foods each other like? How long were they dating before marriage?!

Kolanaki,
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How am I supposed to form an angry mob if nobody else is angry?

Kolanaki,
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If the food sucks, I don’t think I would have my mouth full when they came by. 😅

Kolanaki,
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Are they trained to ask this when everyone at the table literally has their mouth full?

Kolanaki,
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Husky? Nah, that sumbish is obese.

Kolanaki,
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Left as a human, returned as a skrungly creature.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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You ever see It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Mac has a garbage bag full of chimichangas? I’m just imagining that he got a whole pallet of Twinkies and put them in a garbage bag.

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