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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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The only time I was agitated by it was with the George Carlin thing.

It pissed me off that it was done without permission. It annoyed me that “AI” also kinda looks like “AL” with a lowercase L and when next to another name, makes it read like AL CARLIN or AL GEORGE. And it divided me somewhat because I watched the damn special and it was mostly funny and did feel like Carlin’s style (though it certainly didn’t sound right and it had timing issues). So, like… It wasn’t shit in and of itself, but the nature of what it is and the fact it was done without permission or consent is concerning. Shame on Will Sasso for that. He could have just done his own impersonation and wrote his own jokes in the style of Carlin; it would have been a far better display of respect and appreciation than having an AI do it.

I don’t think he’s a sick and disgusting person for this; even before it all blew up, it seemed more like a tribute to a comedian he adored. Just a poorly thought out way of doing one that may have some pretty hard consequences.

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I heard Farmer’s knows a thing or two, because they’ve seen a thing or two.

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SHOGUN.

I watched it once as a kid when I saw it at the video store and rented it because the idea of a single film that spanned 4 tapes was insane. I haven’t watched it more than that one time. I don’t even really remember the plot or anything; but the boxed set looks hella nice which is why when I saw it for $5 at Suncoast back in high school, I snatched it up. I also couldn’t watch it even if I wanted to because it’s VHS and I no longer have a VHS player and it’s not like I can just go get one easily.

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You can always take advantage of me.

I’m free and online.

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Uh… No. I like milk more than cacao. You don’t need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That’s what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.

I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.

Kolanaki,
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Doggy dog world

It’s a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

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The entire sound track for FLCL by The Pillows.

When that show was new, I could sing them all. Kinda. I certainly had no idea what the words were, but I listened to them enough that I could fake it lol

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Alright maggots, listen up, Popo’s 'bout to teach you the pecking order; it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami… then Popo. Any questions?

Kolanaki,
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TIL baking a wooden pizza paddle will make it a metal pizza paddle.

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Me when they say the name of the movie in the movie: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/4d3b4b05-0d4c-4750-92c2-f77bc28faf31.jpeg

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Share what you’ve been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

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https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/d01a5bcf-57bf-409e-8d72-5f999d8bcbb6.jpeg

Kolanaki,
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Bolemia for BJs.

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$1,000/week UBI.

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Happens 100% of the time if you are dysphoric. The person greeting you in the mirror is never the same as what’s inside your head in that case

Kolanaki,
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Sleeping on matter is detrimental to your health. To avoid back problems, learn how to sleep while levitating 3 feet off the floor.

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The villain in Ratatouille wanted to take over the restaurant, specifically for the name, so he could sell out with cheaply made frozen meals.

He was also a massive French asshole. 🤢

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Bottom row, middle window: Useful for collecting rain water.

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My mom’s cooking fucking sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

Kolanaki,
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Take it at 30 so you’re physically 10 but mentally 30.

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I am operating within acceptable parameters.

Kolanaki,
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What was stopping Gandalf just opening a portal straight over the lava and tossing the ring in?

Kolanaki,
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I only listen to music that has been re-written in Mario Paint.

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I don’t think any of those girls have the lack of self respect that would lead them to sleeping with Andrew Tate.

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Can’t help but read this with a Boston accent.

I have a car, but I can’t find my khakis.

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