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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Mashed potatoes.

The “just add hot water” things are just as good, if not better since they come in all sorts of flavors.

Edit: The snobbery here is astounding. They’re potatoes!

No shade; it’s just funny that mashed potatoes are so derisive lol

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I just tap the tips of my finger and thumb to my tongue for a bit of moisture and then they open right up.

Kolanaki,
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Ugh… I wanna be sedated. 😮‍💨

Kolanaki,
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I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

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If Ordinary Sausage is anything to go on, anything stuffed inside an intestine is a sausage. Which means anyone who eats food is a sausage.

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Gale is sus as fuck at first. He’s too charming. My first thought was “this dude’s hiding something…” and I mean… I was right. It just wasn’t about being evil. I never trust a character that’s immediately nice when everyone up to that point has been a jerk.

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The baked goods a lady from my dad’s church gave me. I don’t even know what they were; it tasted and looked like it was just a bunch of dallops of cake frosting sprinkled with almond dust. I don’t really eat sweets, and these offended my taste buds when I ate one. Nobody else wanted to take them off my hands so into the trash they went.

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I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

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I’m Worf.

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I usually like everything, but Olive Garden is the one restaurant I won’t even go to if someone else is paying. Absolutely God awful what they do to pasta there.

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They’re just gonna be commenting on Lemmy all day. Threat averted.

Kolanaki,
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Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

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The pitbull, obviously.

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A great actor or politician has charisma.

A snake oil salesman has panache.

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I remember when gaming and D&D were niche interests. They got popular, and now look at them. 😩

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50f is pretty comfy unless you hate long sleeves or are super sensitive to it being slightly cold.

Kolanaki,
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Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn’t at all interested in shiny rocks. I’m not a fucking bird.

Kolanaki,
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Escalators can never be temporarily out of order. They can only be temporarily stairs.

Kolanaki,
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Raccoon for Lemmy came out in Early Access the other day and I’m checking that out to replace Liftoff, since it’s unlikely Liftoff will get updated before most of the instances update to 0.19 and break the app.

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They do not.

NP = Not P

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We now live in such large groups, a single giant elephant wouldn’t be enough.

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What if you literally can’t even?

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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.

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Non-polish squirrels have gay ears.

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Fuck modern features; gimme back my god damn 3.5mm audio port.

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