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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Uh… No. I like milk more than cacao. You don’t need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That’s what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.

I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.

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I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    Kolanaki,
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    E621

    Kolanaki,
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    Penis steps in front of brain: I have a suggestion

    Kolanaki,
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    The baked goods a lady from my dad’s church gave me. I don’t even know what they were; it tasted and looked like it was just a bunch of dallops of cake frosting sprinkled with almond dust. I don’t really eat sweets, and these offended my taste buds when I ate one. Nobody else wanted to take them off my hands so into the trash they went.

    Kolanaki,
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    I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

    Kolanaki,
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    Holy shit a whole terabyte? God damn.

    Kolanaki,
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    I saw a “not meme or shitpost” reason for removal and that’s kinda lame.

    If you have rules, put them in the sidebar mods. 🤦‍♂️

    Kolanaki, (edited )
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    I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

    Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

    Kolanaki,
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    I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

    Kolanaki,
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    The furries I saw at a ren faire recently had theme appropriate attire for their fursuit. I was jealous that they had two costumes!

    Kolanaki, (edited )
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    We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

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    I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

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    My true self seems to only exist on the internet. I want to be me in meat space, too, but I just lock up most of the time and become completely non-verbal all the while I am aware of it and screaming inside my head to just do this, or say that the way I would on a comment or a chat room.

    Kolanaki,
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    No! What are you doing?! If you write them down, they’re no longer unwritten!

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    Animals we hunt be like

    https://cache.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/gyl8wqne/terminator-2-judgment-day-lg.jpg

    Kolanaki, (edited )
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    Miles disagrees.

    O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

    Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

    O’Brien: “You hear that?”

    Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

    O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

    Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

    O’Brien: “YES!”

    Kolanaki,
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    Generally the helpless little goofball that gets stuck on things periodically personality is endearing.

    I have the same personality as a vacuum cleaner… 😟

    Kolanaki,
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    America

    Kolanaki,
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    It’s so hard to choose between Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, or Star Trek… 🤔

    Kolanaki,
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    I’m a horny af millennial and I also don’t really care for sex scenes. They add nothing to the story itself, and they don’t show enough to be sexy. If you’re not going to show full penetration then don’t even bother.

    Kolanaki,
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    I still love that Obi Wan gets important information from a greasy spoon diner’s line cook.

    Kolanaki,
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    I was expecting quite a different final panel. I have a dirty mind.

    Kolanaki,
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    Sell it as edible salt.

    Kolanaki,
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    Steam.

    I fuckin’ hated it and even the idea when it was new. I liked updates and being able to download my games (even though I just had dial-up at the time; it was slow, but at least I could get any game and not just what was available at the local EB). I didn’t like the idea of not having it stored off-site, though. I didn’t like the interface or having to run an extra thing. I especially didn’t like not being able to use the online gaming services I had been using for years because they shut down WON.

    But now I would be lost without it.

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