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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

Kolanaki,
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I know those fulfilment centers are big, but I wouldn’t expect them to be so big you could lose an entire ancient city in one. 🤔

Kolanaki,
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Give me a stabilized image on a spinning display.

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Not on that series, but the Exocomps do appear again in Lower Decks.

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With obesity being a big problem, we could always frame UBI as being for individuals too big to fail as well.

Kolanaki,
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If Ordinary Sausage is anything to go on, anything stuffed inside an intestine is a sausage. Which means anyone who eats food is a sausage.

Kolanaki,
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Steamboat’s Willy

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https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/6dee3301-7cd5-46ce-85a5-eaee8a740919.jpeg

CUM QUAT

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Why the fuck not?

Beep!

Squid_Slime, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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Just like Fallout 4, I only ever select the sarcastic option.

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I can read sheet music, like… I know what the symbols mean and the scale and timing etc… I can’t hear it when I am reading it though. I’ve sometimes wondered if that’s common or if I am a freak.

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I can’t recreate some of the onramps I know of in my area because the game won’t allow for onramps that short.

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The only two I ever watched where this has happened and not simply them just up and disappearing was JonTron and Onison.

And it’s understandable why the quality went down. Not only did I grew up, they were both accused of and/or involved in grooming or some shit.

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YouTube is a weird one, personally. Why shouldn’t it have a subscription based service like any other streaming network? Because the content is not created by, funded by, or even necessarily supported by YouTube.

It would make more sense for the subscription to be put upon uploaders to host the content, since their business is hosting the files, not really the content itself.

Now, if they had a better or at least more transparent way of giving the creators a truly fair cut of the monetary gains earned through their videos I would have nothing against YouTube Premium aside from hating that a completely free service has to move to a paid service.

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If you live somewhere that’s consistently 98-100% humidity: Air cooling is simultaneously liquid cooling.

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I just combined my two dog’s names, Kona and Loki. But as it turns out, it’s also a neighborhood in Athens, Greece.

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I’ll wait until they add fast travel.

Kolanaki,
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Healthy Living is just Big Health trying to get you to live longer so you buy more merchandise before you die.

Kolanaki,
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I wanna be dead; I don’t want to die. I wanna skip the whole transitional phase between living and dead. That’s the part I suspect hurts.

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My teacher dead ass said that to me when I was 9 and had a Casio wrist watch with a calculator on it.

Kolanaki,
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Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

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Wouldn’t a gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound terrible? 🤔

I'm currently downloading a show that is on a service to which I subscribe

I have a Galaxy Tab S7 and for a trip to Spain I downloaded some stuff to watch on the flight. When I got on the plane none of the stuff downloaded on Disney+ would play. Maybe an issue with downloading to the SD card? I don’t know, but regardless Disney offers SD card as a download destination so they should make sure it is...

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I did the same with Lower Decks when it first came out because even though I had a week of Paramount+, not one single thing I tried to view actually worked.

Who the hell would ever actually subscribe if the service doesn’t even work when you’re doing a free trial?

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He was probably both.

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Is it the no colors or preservatives bit?

I kinda wonder if it’s the only one omitted because the non-english places also wouldn’t have foods that use artificial colors or preservatives.

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