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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a...

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How many minor operating systems support it? 🤔

What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

I’m still trying to de-Google my life, little by little. I don’t trust Bing for similar reasons. DDG is feeling shady of late. What’s the search engine you all recommend that I can inject into my daily life? Is there perhaps a search engine that is focused on code, or have we just all moved on to AI for searching?...

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I just make a post in NoStupidQuestions and use y’all like a search engine. :P

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I still question why so many people find it so difficult to just turn the phone 90 degrees to the side when you film with it. Is it because you think you look like a dork when you film a selfie with two hands? Because that’s not why you look like a dork.

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Where calzone?

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Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”

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Need a bun moon and a mustard nebula to collide with.

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What if I need prostate stimulation?

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I probably would have been here sooner had I known about it prior, but I came here because Reddit did a fucky-wucky and now the good apps don’t work. Though I had been getting sick of how many people were just awful there anyway and the only other place I had known about was Tumblr, which isn’t very condusive to conversation. When the announcement of the API shit happened, Lemmy kept getting mentioned (along with other sites) and it was the closest thing to Reddit that wasn’t Reddit.

It not being owned by a single entity is just a happy little bonus.

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Finally! A sport I’m confident I could be pro at.

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Nothing aside from losing any traffic if people don’t know the IP address directly to the server. All a domain does is redirect traffic to the website with an easy to remember name.

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Presentation ends

Everyone claps

Chairs push themselves in, cutting everyone in half

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If you call out the name of your attack, you better hope your opponent doesn’t know what it is, cuz it seems pretty easy to block or dodge something you know is coming.

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https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/6dee3301-7cd5-46ce-85a5-eaee8a740919.jpeg

CUM QUAT

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Would be me… 'cept I’m not full of cheese :(

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Why the fuck not?

Beep!

Squid_Slime, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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Just like Fallout 4, I only ever select the sarcastic option.

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Some Victorian kid that died of tuberculosis in the 1800’s.

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What tune is this supposed to go to?

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shares twice because he like being dominated by Pocky

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Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

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“You can’t just tell people what you’re feeling! That makes me angry!”

It is very important that you all know that Sarah Silverman made out with Tim Russ during the time she was on Voyager. (www.cinemablend.com)

I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box because God forbid you’re the same height as the girl. And then, I made out with him [Tim Russ] in real life....

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I kissed him [Robert Duncan McNeill] at the end of the episode, and he was standing on an apple box

Lol Tom is short.

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I’d be disappointed if my orb experience was the same as the time I did acid. I wanna see some real shit, not just waves and streaks.

Yes, Scratch, Good Dog

Scratch is the bestest of the best boys. I think he got even better with the new patch. Maybe too good. I threw the vial of smokepowder to blast through a wall. And the good boy thinks I want to play fetch. So while everyone runs away from the wall and I’m getting ready to IGNIS the good boy fetches the smokepowder and brings...

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I wish Scratch and the owlbear cub could come with me on my adventure instead of only staying at camp. The dog could have been a way to uncover the buried treasures 100% of the time and such. Like both sniffing them out and digging them up if you didn’t have a shovel.

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Fishing is a way more boring sport, but at least it takes up literally 0 land.

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