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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Just further evidence Sasso could have just done the impersonation himself and it would have been a fine tribute (and had better timing and delivery), but he used an AI to replicate his voice and mannerisms instead. Sure, I don’t think he could have done a great job of impersonating how Carlin sounds but the mannerisms and delivery would have been enough and something he should be pretty good at considering his time on MadTV where he did a lot of impersonation stuff (such as his Stephen Segal character).

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Water.

And water.

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I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

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All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

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So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

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While I concur that conception is a medical accident, it sure as hell ain’t rare. It’s actually pretty endemic.

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Words of encouragement:

If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.

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We should keep all predators inside. Birds, lions, alligators, etc.

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I already do this with brats and those big poppy seed (or something) buns.

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Charcoal isn’t coal. There are several types of natural coal and charcoal, and they all have slight differences in density and chemical composition; so they probably all look a bit different when burning. Just like how different brands and types of charcoal can also look slightly different when burning (such as one kind throwing off sparks while it ignites and another that doesn’t).

I’ve never seen natural coal burning. But I’ve seen at least 3 types (not just brands but actual differences in how they are made) of charcoal burn, and they all give quite a different “show” as they do.

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Best way to get out of a Timeshare?

Have you tried the door?

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I play with the color slider in so many games, I can totally tell the difference. It’s 1 less green.

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I guess I’m just kinky, because the idea of chores for sex sounds pretty awesome to me.

Kolanaki,
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If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

Kolanaki,
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What it feels like to chew new THC infused 5 gum.

Kolanaki,
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Levitate and create a vacuum around your body. Don’t let that pesky air give you a kink in your neck.

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The only show I even care about on Netflix these days is I Think You Should Leave. I’ll just pirate the next season when it drops. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

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Technically I heard about it on the radio and The Village People simultaneously.

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Not if it was installed backwards because you wanted to catch rain water.

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“I’m gonna make it so dry…”

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Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, crunch. Ah-three licks.

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No. Because, you see, love doesn’t have anything to do with casual sex between friends.

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I’d still consider the 30 year old crowd to be my peers. I am still technically 30, I just look 10. The only downside to this is like that time I saw a dwarf being accosted by an elderly woman when she saw him light up a cigarette from behind and incorrectly assumed it was a child.

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Still a dragon tho, right? (I’m not familiar with the anime character but I know enough about anime that she could very well be a 50,000 year old dragon in human form).

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