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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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The 0.01% of germs antibacterial soap doesn’t kill is only found in poop.

Kolanaki,
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Noob-ass spider. Got 8 legs and still can’t macro for shit.

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Black widows are so common where I am, I don’t even need to see that hourglass to know it’s one. I can even identify males, which don’t look very similar to the iconic females.

They also do sometimes have red markings on their back. Just do an image search for black widows; many of them have a whole band of red that goes from the belly up the back. Can’t say I’ve seen any like that IRL, though.

Kolanaki,
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I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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It was extremely useful when it was more common than non-replaceable batteries. Most of the time, you could find a better battery than the stock one at a cheaper price.

Kolanaki,
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Phones that use those are still relatively easy to find tho.

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If they live forever, they’re not evolving. They’re mutating.

Kolanaki,
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Remake Zootopia, but the nudist colony scene would have some additions.

Kolanaki,
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“The concept is so be so bright and flashy, it literally blinds the sniper.”

Kolanaki,
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From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.

Kolanaki,
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THE DILLDOZER!

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/17162fbb-3c62-4dc3-b8d6-c558de9bb72c.jpeg

Kolanaki,
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The word homophobia already does mean a hatred of, not simply a fear of.

Kolanaki,
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Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.

Kolanaki,
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Pfft… Carmen Sandiego could do it.

Kolanaki,
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Consensual non-consent via mice controlling your bodies while fucking, so you’re not really in control over a damn thing.

Kolanaki,
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As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺

Kolanaki,
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Putting me in a rubber room isn’t going to make me less silly. I’m just gonna bounce around like a pinball in there.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I need another person to be my executive function and whip me into action. But without being a dick about it.

Kolanaki,
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Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.

Kolanaki,
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I always liked the lightsaber one.

Kolanaki,
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“It would have been easier to just say that you cast create food.”

Kolanaki,
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I can read sheet music, like… I know what the symbols mean and the scale and timing etc… I can’t hear it when I am reading it though. I’ve sometimes wondered if that’s common or if I am a freak.

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The wonderful thing about tiggers is that tiggers are wonderful things.

Kolanaki,
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Dax looks good in that old uniform; not sure about the hairdo though.

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Cookies.

Just gimme the dough 🤤

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