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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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uBlock Origin and some kind of mouse gesture with rocker commands extension. Those are the only two universal types I use. Everything else I can’t live with is pretty specific to my own usage to alter the function of specific websites (like RES for Reddit, but for other sites).

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Some of those things for PC flight sims are straight up real cockpit pieces. Dude is simply buying his plane one bit at a time until he can assemble the whole thing.

I’ve installed Internet for a dude who had a setup this gnarly. And to top it all off, he lived on a piece of land attached to an aircraft museum. He really loves planes.

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From what I see joked about in tv and film: toilets.

From what I know from people who have actually been there personally: Vending machines.

Also they have the most advanced KitKat flavors in the world. I want them. But they’re like specialities of specific regions kinda like Pokemon. It’s wild.

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This oughta be strong enough.

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You could but it would be an utter pain in the ass and might not work 100% as it was before it broke because the thickness of the wires are different and USB isn’t just 1. It’s 3 and they’re so thin, you’d need to braid them together.

If the plug broke, you couldn’t replace the audio’s connector with a USB connector.

Unless the audio device is also USB. Then it shouldn’t be much issue; though they may not be color coded with the insulation on the inside.

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If you try to use the god mode code from Doom in Heretic, it kills you and tells you not to cheat.

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I mean… It got the tire off. That’s what he wanted, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

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I’d like to see them play Mario Kart.

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As much as I didn’t like the game, the MagX guns in Starfield are pretty dope.

The flesh guns in eXistenZe are also pretty rad.

The Zorg gun is cool, but I always liked Judge Dredd’s more. All the same multivariety of fire modes, but in a compact handheld design.

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movie about hackers comes out and is extremely realistic

It’s 16 hours long and mostly just of a dude sitting at a computer typing code

It bombs at the box office.

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I prefer my plants scrambled.

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Me looking back at those people:

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Thops pulling out an AR-15

“Who’s the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don’t you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!”

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

“Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!”

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I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

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From my observations: Normal people don’t look at their phone; they listen to it.

If you’re expecting normal people to answer: Do you even know where you are right now? :p

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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

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I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

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    E621

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    Groove Life makes some fucking solid belts. And if you do actually manage to destroy it somehow, they have a lifetime warranty.

    If you toke and like resin carts, Eleaf batteries are amazing. I was going through whatever I could find at smoke shops about once or twice a month before I got an Eleaf. I’ve had this thing for 2 or 3 years now… So long I can’t even remember exactly. It lasts for days and charges in like 10 minutes if you have a quick charge capable charger. Plus it’s compact and also has voltage settings.

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    Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

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    This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

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    “What is my purpose?”

    “You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”

    “Oh my God.”

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    Actual aliens will land and just be like “y’all need to chill the fuck out.” And then quarantine the whole planet so we don’t fuck up the rest of the galaxy until we get our collective shit together.

    Steam Deck Switch emulation

    Hey so I installed Yuzu (and many other emulators) via emu deck so the installation is taken care of I think except for the product keys and title keys I have a switch but dont want to fuck with getting the keys out of it and all that so Im trying to just download them I found a website called “theprodkeys.com” is this...

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    I got mine from theprodkeys.com and they work.

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