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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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You can always take advantage of me.

I’m free and online.

Kolanaki,
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I don’t think any of those girls have the lack of self respect that would lead them to sleeping with Andrew Tate.

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Me when they say the name of the movie in the movie: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/4d3b4b05-0d4c-4750-92c2-f77bc28faf31.jpeg

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Some of those things for PC flight sims are straight up real cockpit pieces. Dude is simply buying his plane one bit at a time until he can assemble the whole thing.

I’ve installed Internet for a dude who had a setup this gnarly. And to top it all off, he lived on a piece of land attached to an aircraft museum. He really loves planes.

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movie about hackers comes out and is extremely realistic

It’s 16 hours long and mostly just of a dude sitting at a computer typing code

It bombs at the box office.

Kolanaki,
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

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I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

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From what I see joked about in tv and film: toilets.

From what I know from people who have actually been there personally: Vending machines.

Also they have the most advanced KitKat flavors in the world. I want them. But they’re like specialities of specific regions kinda like Pokemon. It’s wild.

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Ugh… I wanna be sedated. 😮‍💨

Kolanaki,
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No, that’s still an issue somehow 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn’t at all interested in shiny rocks. I’m not a fucking bird.

Kolanaki,
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I remember that one time an Austrian failed art and did some fucked up shit.

Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)

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How many minor operating systems support it? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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Fuck modern features; gimme back my god damn 3.5mm audio port.

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Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.

Best party ever!

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I still question why so many people find it so difficult to just turn the phone 90 degrees to the side when you film with it. Is it because you think you look like a dork when you film a selfie with two hands? Because that’s not why you look like a dork.

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On God. Fr fr, no cap on the rizz with a lizz until I jizz. Yeet!

Kolanaki,
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Safer doesn’t mean perfectly safe.

You could much more easily die from over consumption of alcohol than you could from smoking weed.

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SLPT: Get depression! You’ll lose all interest in most things, instantly cutting spending on those things by 100%!

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“I’ll just be extremely precise with my variable names. Then everyone will know exactly what everything does!”

Uses variable names like “INTEGER” and “STRING”

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“MTV turns 30 today and we would like to thank them for 5 years of music videos.”

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I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and “bowing” in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam “bow” while the other player spammed “salute” while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

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What even are the reasons to lock content behind living in a specific part of the world? That shit is stupid.

Kolanaki,
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Get your hands off my penis!

Kolanaki,
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Does working as a security guard and having the company that contracted your company trying to get you to basically be their own personal police force count? I worked for a security company hired by Longs and the loss prevention manager of the Longs kept trying to get us to do things that, in California anyway, are illegal as a security guard. Such as digging through someone’s personal belongings. We can ask to look inside, but not touch, and we really can’t force them to comply. We could not arrest people. We couldn’t have weapons (not even allowed to carry a pocket knife while on duty with our guard cards). Little Napoleonic complex motherfucker didn’t care. He would insist that it was legal and we would just tell him to talk to our boss because he isn’t our supervisor, manager or even part of our company.

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