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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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I’m dead on the inside, which is where the smoke goes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Looks like a boar or warthog, to me.

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Me looking back at those people:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/cb38cf93-86da-4669-96e6-3c3390d7d8a5.jpeg

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I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted its sexual wiles.

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Well, in the actual movie Zangief does put the stress on “guy” and not “bad.”

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I remember when gaming and D&D were niche interests. They got popular, and now look at them. 😩

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Force Shaun to use his crib again when you finally find him.

“Time for bed, Shaun.”

“For god’s sake, dad, I’m a grown man! Physiologically, I’m older than you are!”

“Don’t make me spank you.”

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Gale is sus as fuck at first. He’s too charming. My first thought was “this dude’s hiding something…” and I mean… I was right. It just wasn’t about being evil. I never trust a character that’s immediately nice when everyone up to that point has been a jerk.

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Presentation ends

Everyone claps

Chairs push themselves in, cutting everyone in half

Kolanaki,
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Some Victorian kid that died of tuberculosis in the 1800’s.

Kolanaki,
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Still a dragon tho, right? (I’m not familiar with the anime character but I know enough about anime that she could very well be a 50,000 year old dragon in human form).

Kolanaki,
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But… They do exist. They’re just incredibly stupid and dangerous.

Kolanaki,
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“Nice Gordon Freeman costume.”

What phone do you sugest for your grandparents?

I got a task to buy a smart phone for my grandparents, they are not techsavy but they know how to use basic functions. Iam looking for an andoid because it has language pack i need. I dont need it to have lots of functions, onley a good camera and a big screen. Bonus points if it can be flashed with some kind of simplefied...

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For mine?

A Ouija board.

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Me when someone is poking me and I have a stuffy nose.

BruceTwarzen, to asklemmy

Is there a Spotify alternative that has no ads?

I pay for Spotify for 7 years or so now and i'm so sick of all the ads. After every update there seems to be an: oops, sorry, you have ads now. Podcasts are filled with ads. I was just listening to a podcast where they shoved in 3 ads mid-sentence. How long until musicians put ads in their songs. I'm just so sick of it.

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I’ve been paying for Spotify for about the same length of time and I still haven’t heard a single ad placed by Spotify since going Premium. Any ads I’ve heard in podcasts are like the sponsored segments on a YouTube video; put there by the people making the podcast, not by Spotify and exist in the podcast no matter what source you got it from.

Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The Infinity Blade or Minigore series, for example, or anything made by Illusion Labs. These games are genius and most consoles don’t even have a touch screen or utilise it well like some smartphone games do....

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It’s rare I find a mobile game that is truly a game and not merely a slot machine with a different appearance. And of those that are decent games, there are far better equivalent games on literally any other platform. For example, Galaxy on Fire 2 is a great little mobile game space sim like Freelancer. But Freelancer is still a better game and could work just as well on a mobile device.

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Kirk loves it when Spock be like 🤨

Kolanaki,
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Plain-ass HTML with nothing but text.

Kolanaki,
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You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

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you’re doing nothing

There are strikes against corporate bullshit and protests against what the government is doing all over the place damn near every day.

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I don’t have kids… Where’s my money?

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Some say he is still not pooping to this very day.

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This was the first thing I assumed would happen when they announced the API pricing. A lot of spam prevention and deletion is done by bots that use the API, made by people that likely can’t pay the new exorbitant fees to keep those going.

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