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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Compared to the original trilogy? Yes.

Compared to the new trilogy? They are masterpieces.

Kinda like how Dumb and Dumberer is shit; but compared to the shit that is Dumb and Dumber 2, it’s great.

Kolanaki,
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It makes the whole thing look like some kind of ergonomic laptop keyboard, with that egg on top being the mouse clit.

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Other, real people talking about it on sites like this. Finding groups with similar tastes as myself and seeing what they’re talking about. I also just read descriptions while I’m scrolling on the service or whatever and if it sounds good, I might check it out.

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How you want them to be:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/864aad77-cbad-4e92-bde8-90e1173c4cac.jpeg

How they turn out:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/0dd96a75-2cc5-4aa2-9488-ad69400ec11d.jpeg

Kolanaki,
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I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Looks like a boar or warthog, to me.

Kolanaki,
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I can be two things.

Kolanaki,
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It’s gotta be beaten back down.

Kolanaki,
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everything in liked songs

Skips until something good plays

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I’m not even the poop guy. I’m just the guy with the big blue name that posts a lot.

But yes.

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I could even imagine such a movie being titled “Highlight Reel.”

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Hackers shows “real hacking” in the form of social engineering, dumpster diving for passwords, as well as the bit about the pay phones that, once was true if maybe not by the time the movie came out.

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I don’t want any cookies unless they come with milk (or save my login info for return visits on the same device).

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…like being rated for ice

That might be a fun cruise. On an ice breaker through the arctic.

Kolanaki,
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

Kolanaki,
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My dick’s too big to fit in the pores so I couldn’t fuck all of her.

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“Who took all my money?”

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/13b5daa4-a6ea-41fa-9508-ecb279011f1e.jpeg

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Now they’re $6. At least where I am. They’re not the best pizza; but they are the best pizza for $6.

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saliva edible

Gross. Why you eating food someone spit on? :p

I remember doing that 100x salvia shit when I was in my 20’s. It didn’t do a god damn thing. We got the strongest shit and smoked a lot of it and the only person to seemingly have any kind of high was the dude in our group who always tried to get away with shit while drinking by acting a lot more drunk than he really was, so it’s hard to even take that seriously because in all likelihood, he was faking it.

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The only two I ever watched where this has happened and not simply them just up and disappearing was JonTron and Onison.

And it’s understandable why the quality went down. Not only did I grew up, they were both accused of and/or involved in grooming or some shit.

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Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

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Just because it’s tinned doesn’t mean it’s not nutritional… Most things in a can aren’t changed or added to in any way other than pasteurization after being sealed to kill anything on the food in the can.

At worst, canned soups and meats and sometimes vegetables with added salt have too much salt and canned fruits have added sugar when they are packed in “syrup” instead of water or their own juice.

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Hey, I can at least see the 2D anime girls. I haven’t seen hide nor hair of heaven or god.

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Not of the first time, unfortunately. I was pretty young and my first experiences were not very memorable.

But when I was 13/14 I think, I went on a Boy Scout trip to the Lava Bed national park in Oregon. Our first night there, it snowed like 3 feet. Woke up to our tent buried somewhat. Sometimes later that day I was in a little clearing by myself trying to make a snowman and a deer and two foals wandered by and came up to sniff and lick me before taking off. I always call it my Disney Princess moment.

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As a furry: Please don’t ask us to question where you got your username next. 😟

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