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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

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I remember Targa. TGA had transparency and the format came around in '84.

Kolanaki,
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I keep them all in a little Tupperware so they don’t roll all over the place. And then I am real careful not to knock the Tupperware off the table.

Kolanaki,
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blocking the door from closing

“Resistance is futile.”

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“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

Kolanaki,
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Dude, the windows in my apartment just look at the wall of another apartment. I would much rather see a god damn wind turbine.

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No.

Even Martin Skreli, the dipshit who jacked up insulin prices by 300% didn’t get in trouble for that; he went to prison for security fraud or someshit.

However, if there was say a crisis going on and you raised the price of water you were selling to capitalize on others’ misfortune that tends to be illegal. Like when stores were price gouging on hand sanitizer during the height of the covid lockdowns.

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I’m right here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Not on that series, but the Exocomps do appear again in Lower Decks.

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I think I’d like to be an actor in one.

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Unless the artist self published it, even buying physical media doesn’t give the actual artist much. If you want to support the actual artist, you go to live shows (with tickets bought at the door and not through Ticketmaster) as well as buying the merch they sell at those events. More of those sales go to the bands. Sometimes even 100% of it.

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My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺

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Now paying anything with it, the 100 bills are probably more managable.

I’d take the 1’s just because almost everywhere I spend money has signs saying they don’t take bills higher than $20.

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“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”

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exiting the theatre after the movie

“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”

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I always liked the Krondor series. It inspired several D&D characters of mine. Like The Witcher, it too has a video game based on it. Though it’s from way back in the day on DOS.

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“Don’t have kids.”

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With obesity being a big problem, we could always frame UBI as being for individuals too big to fail as well.

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I like the wood aisle. It smells good.

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“Star Trek is progressive. Star Wars is woke. Now, keep in mind I have no fucking idea what ‘woke’ actually means as I am incapable of inferring meaning through context.”

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Guess you’ll have to post to Facebook then; Lemmy doesn’t use “Likes.” 😌

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It’s because he used the “:-)” smiley instead of 😍🥰😘😊 or literally any other smiley/emoji.

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My brain:

Do you have a problem? -> No -> FREAK OUT!

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When I make breakfast pizza, I just don’t bake the eggs with the rest of the pizza. I make them separate and just put them on top after the pizza is baked so they don’t get all rubbery.

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Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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