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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I myself had this problem with my monitor when I first bought it. It has weird touch buttons instead of normal buttons, I plugged it into the computer and kept hitting the power button and it wouldn’t come on. I was getting annoyed that it was broken… Then I realized I only plugged it into the computer and forgot the freakin’ power cable when I was about to pack it back up and take it back to the store. 🤦‍♂️

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Now paying anything with it, the 100 bills are probably more managable.

I’d take the 1’s just because almost everywhere I spend money has signs saying they don’t take bills higher than $20.

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My dick never hit water, but my balls sometimes do. 🥺

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With obesity being a big problem, we could always frame UBI as being for individuals too big to fail as well.

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Dude, the windows in my apartment just look at the wall of another apartment. I would much rather see a god damn wind turbine.

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My brain:

Do you have a problem? -> No -> FREAK OUT!

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I think I’d like to be an actor in one.

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“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”

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exiting the theatre after the movie

“Man… That title was accurate. Can’t wait for the sequel!”

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It’s because he used the “:-)” smiley instead of 😍🥰😘😊 or literally any other smiley/emoji.

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“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

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I remember Targa. TGA had transparency and the format came around in '84.

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Unless the artist self published it, even buying physical media doesn’t give the actual artist much. If you want to support the actual artist, you go to live shows (with tickets bought at the door and not through Ticketmaster) as well as buying the merch they sell at those events. More of those sales go to the bands. Sometimes even 100% of it.

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“Don’t have kids.”

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I keep them all in a little Tupperware so they don’t roll all over the place. And then I am real careful not to knock the Tupperware off the table.

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I like the wood aisle. It smells good.

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Not on that series, but the Exocomps do appear again in Lower Decks.

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I’m right here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Give me a stabilized image on a spinning display.

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I always liked the Krondor series. It inspired several D&D characters of mine. Like The Witcher, it too has a video game based on it. Though it’s from way back in the day on DOS.

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blocking the door from closing

“Resistance is futile.”

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“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

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You drink the potion, and now your desire to fuck the fire elemental is gone. You have successfully resisted its sexual wiles.

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No.

Even Martin Skreli, the dipshit who jacked up insulin prices by 300% didn’t get in trouble for that; he went to prison for security fraud or someshit.

However, if there was say a crisis going on and you raised the price of water you were selling to capitalize on others’ misfortune that tends to be illegal. Like when stores were price gouging on hand sanitizer during the height of the covid lockdowns.

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The dude in the funny hat. It’s like Q in the first episode of TNG. Even funnier when you also think about the other Q in Voyager that turns the ship into a Christmas ornament to hide from Q.

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