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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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If you had magic powers, would you let a bunch of dumbshit muggles who believe in witches drown you?

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“Now I have 99 problems.”

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But… they’re too high to poop in… 🤔

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Head Automatica - I Shot William H. Macy

What my friends and I heard when the album dropped: “Yeah, yeah… I put a sausage in your little hand!”

What the actual line says: “Yeah yeah, I’ll put assassins in your little head.”

Although my all-time favorite is and will forever be:

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy” - Jimmy Hendrix

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I must be an immortal because I cried for all 3.

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Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.

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Imagine all the people who would do the Matrix thing and learn martial arts… Only to gain the wisdom that knowing how to do martial arts doesn’t make it any easier when you’re fat and out of shape.

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I’m sure Picard could get a hold of Q and make a deal.

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I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

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I play a lot of souls likes and most don’t have pause. But they usually save your position if you go back to the main menu; so I pause by just quitting to the main menu.

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Maybe something to do with the 10 foot tall aliens down in Florida? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Unless it’s not rendering the baddies.

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Smoke indica instead of sativa before bedtime.

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Earthquakes are the only things I’ve ever had to worry about where I live. The preparation other than basics for any emergency is (hopefully) handled by the construction companies that built my home and the surrounding buildings, since this is California and making buildings earthquake proof is a requirement here. Unless a super quake hits or something. Then I plan to move to the Eastern coast of the state. 😎

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Do you live in the southwest in 1930? If so: might have something to do with the dustbowl.

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So, like… Did any one else say “dickbutt” before this visual representation was ever created? It was a popular insult among my friends and I when we were like 10.

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“Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

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If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

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People be petting cars

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Indoor cars: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/37ab4d15-ebc4-43f9-998e-810bc604a6ff.jpeg

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Actually just the Landlord’s Game that the Parker Brothers turned into Monopoly.

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Kal-toh.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/64297974-9675-403d-9019-7a7a17f8105a.jpeg

The concept would make it hard to sell since it’s never explained how the game actually works and is also extremely difficult.

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What the fuck was in those Skittles?

Steam Deck Switch emulation

Hey so I installed Yuzu (and many other emulators) via emu deck so the installation is taken care of I think except for the product keys and title keys I have a switch but dont want to fuck with getting the keys out of it and all that so Im trying to just download them I found a website called “theprodkeys.com” is this...

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I got mine from theprodkeys.com and they work.

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The only form of potato I’m not really fond of are tater tots. Which is weird, because I love hashbrowns; which are basically the same exact thing, but flat.

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