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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Huh… Which school are HART and Hyper Tough from if it’s not Hogwarts? 🤔

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Would complete immunity to radiation be a small change?

Would it actually be detrimental in the long run?

Pros: No more cancer

Cons: No more natural evolution

Kolanaki,
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“You’re about as useful as an asshole on my elbow.”

This phrase has always befuddled me because the elbow would be more convenient a location for an asshole.

Kolanaki,
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One of these things is not like the otherizzle.

Kolanaki,
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Thin crust + thin toppings.

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Just have your GF make a wish for a pair of x-wings. Or that you both have super powers. Or whatever. She would be a new customer and this able to make 1 wish.

Edit: Wait… Did she just poof into existence or was she already in line? I’ve seen this comic so many times and only now am I noticing the girl is in the first panel.

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Until she has two broken arms and sees his ghost.

Kolanaki,
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Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

Kolanaki,
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“Star Trek is progressive. Star Wars is woke. Now, keep in mind I have no fucking idea what ‘woke’ actually means as I am incapable of inferring meaning through context.”

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If you are forced to consuming mostly cheap packaged goods like Hamburger Helper and the like, add the secret spice blend to make it actually have some flavor:

Salt*, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder and MSG.

*Check the sodium levels already in the packaged food first; if it’s already high, you can ignore adding more.

These spices are cheap and make everything so much better. Even non-savory stuff sometimes benefits.

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Based on this image, the router is unidirectional and is simply pointing the wrong way. This is why you shouldn’t use something like a Ubiquiti Nano as a router. :p

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Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.

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    Kolanaki,
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    Some how “mid furry” seems like an oxymoron to me. 🤔

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    Only if you don’t understand how being middle of the road can be worse than being awful.

    People talk about and remember things that are good; but they also talk about and remember things that suck. But nobody remembers or talks about things that are average.

    Hence how being “mid” can absolutely be bad.

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    Birds are kinda smart.

    Kolanaki,
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    cyanogenic

    They turn you blue?! 😱

    Kolanaki,
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    Guess you’ll have to post to Facebook then; Lemmy doesn’t use “Likes.” 😌

    Kolanaki, (edited )
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    Well, in the actual movie Zangief does put the stress on “guy” and not “bad.”

    Kolanaki,
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    When I make breakfast pizza, I just don’t bake the eggs with the rest of the pizza. I make them separate and just put them on top after the pizza is baked so they don’t get all rubbery.

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    I am currently neither of those things.

    Kolanaki, (edited )
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    That’s because Bashir was gay for Garak.

    Quark could be male Dax’s bf. Maybe male Dax is a greedy capitalist pig, just like Quark and they fall madly in love and fuck on a dabo table.

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    Sometimes I wonder if a Trill and a Gou’ld could somehow meet and fall in love.

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    I was looking forward to just 1 game this year and I ended up playing just 1 good game that released this year.

    They were not the same game.

    Was looking forward to Starfield. The good game that came out this year was Baldur’s Gate 3.

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    Data was amazing in Logarithmic Jammin’

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    Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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