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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.

Kolanaki,
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I don’t always put the cart back… But the times I don’t are the times I am finished with said cart right as someone going into the store comes along and offers to take it to use themselves.

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“This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid”

Kolanaki,
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Guess you’ll have to post to Facebook then; Lemmy doesn’t use “Likes.” 😌

Kolanaki,
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My brain:

Do you have a problem? -> No -> FREAK OUT!

Kolanaki,
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Pizza pie.

Kolanaki,
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It’s not their fault reality started taking away their best ideas.

Kolanaki,
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Spock on a cock on The Rock.

Kolanaki,
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Those boxes aren’t full of shit, are they? 😟

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I find it super weird that the only time we see any in-universe ads (not counting Lower Decks) it’s:

  • A dead planet where an arms dealer used to operate and their holographic sales program was still running
  • A single TV ad made by Quark on DS9 (that he illegally broadcast by hacking the communications system or something)

I would think that every Ferengi ship would just be a giant holographic billboard for Ferengi products and services. We even see Ferenginar a few times and there are no ads anywhere. Not even in the FCA building. But they do make a point of showing off how you have to pay for everything; including visiting a person’s home.

“Welcome to our home. Place your imprint on the legal waivers and deposit your admission fee in the box by the door. Remember, my house is my house as are its contents.”

Kolanaki,
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The Setesh guard’s nose, dripping.

Kolanaki,
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He supplies the posts, I supply the comments. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Olivem. Olivem all. 🥹

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Those tall cylinders look like salt and pepper shakers.

I also know that they have used real life fruits and veggies that look super weird as stand-ins for alien fruits and vegetables.

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Do we have fuses that can safely dissipate like 350Megajoules? I don’t remember which specific episode it was, but I remember on DS9 they were going to overload the warpcore to stop something and someone said the only system on the station capable of absorbing that much raw electrical energy was the shield system, since that’s literally what it is; a giant fuse.

Kolanaki,
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His smell won’t last forever.

Give it back every once in a while to refresh it.

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Janeway was more upset about losing her dog than her husband. And I feel that.

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Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

“So… How did you two meet?”

“Funny story, actually…”

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What’s the awful taste about it? Watermelon tastes hella good.

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Great. She’ll be busy fixing that turd for at least 5 years. 😩

Kolanaki,
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“It has China in the name, therefore it belongs to China.”

Kolanaki,
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12 hours of laying in bed, staring at the ceiling later

“When does the idea happen?”

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Now I wonder what it tastes like… I bet it’s like a flavor explosion.

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But if I had a gimp, I wouldn’t be alone. 🤔

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