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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Cereal Killer. As in Froot Loops?

Kolanaki,
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Before today, it was Fuedal Ireland. Just a bunch of Irish warlords vying for control.

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The baked goods a lady from my dad’s church gave me. I don’t even know what they were; it tasted and looked like it was just a bunch of dallops of cake frosting sprinkled with almond dust. I don’t really eat sweets, and these offended my taste buds when I ate one. Nobody else wanted to take them off my hands so into the trash they went.

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My immediate thought was toward enshittification. He didn’t make shit it was turned to shit. Which is exactly what happens to most things that slowly becomes popular.

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Pizza pie.

Kolanaki,
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It’s got a crust filled with stuff. That’s a pie, dude.

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I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

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I would only think them to work better on Linux because the software you’re using isn’t made by the printer company. Their software sucks. The hardware sucks, too. They’re made to be shit because a perfect printer isn’t profitable.

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Let’s go back to stone tablets. Only instead of stone, it’s plastic and resin.

“Here’s my report.” Slaps what appears to be 100 fast food trays down on the desk

Kolanaki,
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Is that supposed to be Little Mac from Punch-Out?

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We now live in such large groups, a single giant elephant wouldn’t be enough.

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Ugh… I wanna be sedated. 😮‍💨

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A great actor or politician has charisma.

A snake oil salesman has panache.

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That’s what the qualifier “great” is for. A bad politician has panache. Charisma, to me, implies some charm. Panache is what P.T. Barnum used to rope suckers into seeing what an “egress” is.

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What’s it like not having a brain or nervous system?

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I set the bar too low.

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They must have been shit because while I have seen the Holiday Special, I don’t remember a single bit of the animated segments. 😵‍💫

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Slay, King!

Kolanaki,
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The pitbull, obviously.

Kolanaki,
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It’s being used by a witch, so clearly magic.

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I can’t imagine anything higher than high school enforcing hand written papers over typed. Even when I was in high school, back before smartphones and when most people didn’t have a computer, most of my teachers required things to be typed up.

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How is using hand lotion on the bag gonna make it open?

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You ever have one warm? 🤢

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“You can have what’s left!”

“But there’s never anything left!”

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