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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Now I get this meme video I saw the other day of a scientist drinking from a mug, gagging, spitting it back into the cup and saying “Ugh yep. That was the moldy one.”

Kolanaki,
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YouTube is a weird one, personally. Why shouldn’t it have a subscription based service like any other streaming network? Because the content is not created by, funded by, or even necessarily supported by YouTube.

It would make more sense for the subscription to be put upon uploaders to host the content, since their business is hosting the files, not really the content itself.

Now, if they had a better or at least more transparent way of giving the creators a truly fair cut of the monetary gains earned through their videos I would have nothing against YouTube Premium aside from hating that a completely free service has to move to a paid service.

Kolanaki,
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What brand of stupid reality bullshit you think will eventually take over the weather channel? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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“If I wanted to see Facebook or TikTok content, Id be on Facebook and TikTok.”

Goes on to scroll Reddit or Lemmy and upvote all the screenshots from Facebook and videos taken from TikTok

Kolanaki,
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Lemme know when you deploy them so I can claim one of my kids is stuck on it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Yeah, uh… I can’t read the “say my name” part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried’s voice in my head. Is that normal?

Kolanaki,
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“Nice Gordon Freeman costume.”

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Alas, poor Vorik… I didn’t know him very well.

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I never liked the dude on Voyager. Not Tuvok, but the other Vulcan… I can’t remember his name. But he was way more open about being a dick with a superiority complex than any other Vulcan I can think of, including Solok.

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And a sock.

Kolanaki,
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Spock on a cock on The Rock.

Kolanaki,
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I would have thought redneck automatically implied alcohol.

Kolanaki,
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It certainly made me say “hell yeah.”

Kolanaki,
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Life is hard.

And so am I.

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Free- ballin’ Dilithium Crystalin’

Kolanaki,
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How to microwave ramen

“The package says not to put the cup in the microwave and to boil the water separately then pour it into the cup, but what does the Internet have to say?”

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