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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

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Compared to the original trilogy? Yes.

Compared to the new trilogy? They are masterpieces.

Kinda like how Dumb and Dumberer is shit; but compared to the shit that is Dumb and Dumber 2, it’s great.

Kolanaki,
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everything in liked songs

Skips until something good plays

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I can be two things.

Kolanaki,
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Looks like a boar or warthog, to me.

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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

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I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Just because it’s tinned doesn’t mean it’s not nutritional… Most things in a can aren’t changed or added to in any way other than pasteurization after being sealed to kill anything on the food in the can.

At worst, canned soups and meats and sometimes vegetables with added salt have too much salt and canned fruits have added sugar when they are packed in “syrup” instead of water or their own juice.

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Other, real people talking about it on sites like this. Finding groups with similar tastes as myself and seeing what they’re talking about. I also just read descriptions while I’m scrolling on the service or whatever and if it sounds good, I might check it out.

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It makes the whole thing look like some kind of ergonomic laptop keyboard, with that egg on top being the mouse clit.

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I prefer my plants scrambled.

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…like being rated for ice

That might be a fun cruise. On an ice breaker through the arctic.

Kolanaki,
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

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How you want them to be:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/864aad77-cbad-4e92-bde8-90e1173c4cac.jpeg

How they turn out:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/0dd96a75-2cc5-4aa2-9488-ad69400ec11d.jpeg

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