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Kolanaki, 1 year ago to cyanideandhappiness in 21 January 2024 Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.
Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to science_memes in anti meme Pfft… Carmen Sandiego could do it.
Pfft… Carmen Sandiego could do it.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Kid is doomed Consensual non-consent via mice controlling your bodies while fucking, so you’re not really in control over a damn thing.
Consensual non-consent via mice controlling your bodies while fucking, so you’re not really in control over a damn thing.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is best left unfinished? Cookies. Just gimme the dough 🤤
Cookies.
Just gimme the dough 🤤
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in my bad Putting me in a rubber room isn’t going to make me less silly. I’m just gonna bounce around like a pinball in there.
Putting me in a rubber room isn’t going to make me less silly. I’m just gonna bounce around like a pinball in there.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago (edited 4 months ago) to memes in Jack of all I need another person to be my executive function and whip me into action. But without being a dick about it.
I need another person to be my executive function and whip me into action. But without being a dick about it.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to memes in Why the hell did that stop Phones that use those are still relatively easy to find tho.
Phones that use those are still relatively easy to find tho.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to memes in Why the hell did that stop It was extremely useful when it was more common than non-replaceable batteries. Most of the time, you could find a better battery than the stock one at a cheaper price.
It was extremely useful when it was more common than non-replaceable batteries. Most of the time, you could find a better battery than the stock one at a cheaper price.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in French farmers THE DILLDOZER! https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/17162fbb-3c62-4dc3-b8d6-c558de9bb72c.jpeg
THE DILLDOZER!
https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/17162fbb-3c62-4dc3-b8d6-c558de9bb72c.jpeg
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop. From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.
From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 🤢... The 0.01% of germs antibacterial soap doesn’t kill is only found in poop.
The 0.01% of germs antibacterial soap doesn’t kill is only found in poop.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The opposite of a stork. Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.
Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩 As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺
As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What movies would you make if you had an AGI that could make any kind of media on demand? Remake Zootopia, but the nudist colony scene would have some additions.
Remake Zootopia, but the nudist colony scene would have some additions.
Kolanaki, 1 year ago to star_wars in A great arcade machine I always liked the lightsaber one.
I always liked the lightsaber one.