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Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!
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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

Kolanaki, to programmer_humor in Every goddamn time
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movie about hackers comes out and is extremely realistic

It’s 16 hours long and mostly just of a dude sitting at a computer typing code

It bombs at the box office.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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I prefer my plants scrambled.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Especially on Lemmy
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Me looking back at those people:

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/cb38cf93-86da-4669-96e6-3c3390d7d8a5.jpeg

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It'll work, I saw it on the internet
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I mean… It got the tire off. That’s what he wanted, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Counterspell this
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Thops pulling out an AR-15

“Who’s the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don’t you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!”

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

“Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!”

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in fun facts
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I’d like to see them play Mario Kart.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What do you think is the coolest designed sci-fi gun?
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As much as I didn’t like the game, the MagX guns in Starfield are pretty dope.

The flesh guns in eXistenZe are also pretty rad.

The Zorg gun is cool, but I always liked Judge Dredd’s more. All the same multivariety of fire modes, but in a compact handheld design.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?
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From what I see joked about in tv and film: toilets.

From what I know from people who have actually been there personally: Vending machines.

Also they have the most advanced KitKat flavors in the world. I want them. But they’re like specialities of specific regions kinda like Pokemon. It’s wild.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Love is blind
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I find it really weird that the best possible outcome for this seems to be just letting her take her zombie husband home. Like… Just accept he’s dead and move on, lady.

Kolanaki, to memes in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Cant play monster hunter
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in Go for it ben
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“What is my purpose?”

“You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”

“Oh my God.”

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