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Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
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So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

Kolanaki, to foodporn in Pizza strata
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TIL baking a wooden pizza paddle will make it a metal pizza paddle.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What salary do you think would make you happy?
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$1,000/week UBI.

Kolanaki, to memes in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

Kolanaki, to risa in Sorry Ezri
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Sometimes I wonder if a Trill and a Gou’ld could somehow meet and fall in love.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in "No idea" by War and Peas
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It’s being used by a witch, so clearly magic.

Kolanaki, to linuxmemes in Linux too mainstream for some 🤷
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Hoodie with ears and thigh high socks; the only thing h4X0rs wear.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in The Circle of AI Life
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Batteries.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Who's the MVP of the MPV's?
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Alas, poor Vorik… I didn’t know him very well.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What is your favorite time travel movie or show?
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That isn’t Back to the Future?

Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in well guess what else is yellow ?
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Elementary school was like that for me. Just “Math, Reading, Science, Social Studies.” I still don’t know how geography fell under the umbrella of social studies.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Having to re-teach your parents how to work the smart T.V.
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I always thought that game was just a Lights-Out toy, but with multiple faces and not just a single board.

Kolanaki, to risa in The perfect marriage
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I thought it was crazy in one episode where Keiko made breakfast and Miles is whining about how they always eat what she wants and she doesn’t even know what he likes to eat.

At that point, they had been married for at least a few months. How do you not know what foods each other like? How long were they dating before marriage?!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?
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You say “ow” and stop playing for a bit. They’ll figure it out eventually. Most breeds, anyway. Huskies will just learn to be super gentle while still using their mouth.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
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I think if there was such a thing, truly and not simply an exaggeration, nobody would be able to answer the question because we couldn’t even grasp the concept we don’t understand.

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