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Kolanaki, to comicstrips in "Time Will Tell" by Mr. Lovenstein
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That’s why I play Paradox strategy games. I get to do all of the above except for dying in comfort.

Kolanaki, to starwarsmemes in Do you support Palestine?
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Nah bro, that’s paraffin. You’re thinking of a cosmopolitan bird of prey in the family Falconidae.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What cheap tool/gadget do you use that greatly improves your daily life?
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Good nail clippers. My toe nails grow hella fast and if I don’t keep 'em trimmed, I end up spending a lot more on socks. Good trimmer is like $5. Though I wish they came in bright colors since I quite often misplace them or they fall off my night stand and are a PITA to find.

Kolanaki, to mildlyinteresting in Someone spent their time, money, and effort to write this in the sky
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I like how the smoke is just a bunch of little poofs. It makes me imagine the pilot pretended to fart and giggle every time.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in What songs do you like that are in a language which you don't speak?
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The entire sound track for FLCL by The Pillows.

When that show was new, I could sing them all. Kinda. I certainly had no idea what the words were, but I listened to them enough that I could fake it lol

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in French farmers
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Kolanaki, to mildlyinteresting in Different Eggs
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It makes the whole thing look like some kind of ergonomic laptop keyboard, with that egg on top being the mouse clit.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Smells Like Lavender.
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

Kolanaki, to risa in My children when I tell them “no” for literally any reason
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Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Counterspell this
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Thops pulling out an AR-15

“Who’s the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don’t you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!”

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

“Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What do normal people look at on their phones?
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From my observations: Normal people don’t look at their phone; they listen to it.

If you’re expecting normal people to answer: Do you even know where you are right now? :p

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Poseidon why
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If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

Kolanaki, to risa in Just a little bit
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I’m sure Picard could get a hold of Q and make a deal.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in I saw this ornament at the Henry Ford museum and kept an eye on it until I had got away
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The dude in the funny hat. It’s like Q in the first episode of TNG. Even funnier when you also think about the other Q in Voyager that turns the ship into a Christmas ornament to hide from Q.

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in Where are all the anarchists of Lemmy hiding?
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I’m right here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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