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Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Drive into anything
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OMG they just keep coming!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What misconceptions do you still have that you learned from TV/film as a child?
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That I still have? If I still have any, it’s because I don’t know any different to be able to say I have any. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’m sure there’s a few; I just can’t say for certain what they are.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in "Kids these days" by Extra Fabulous Comics
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Yes.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in We tend to focus on how far we have to go..
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literally standing outside their front door

“I forgot my phone, we have to go back.”

“No. We’ve already come too far.”

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?
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I’ll just use my 5-finger discount.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
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This idea has me 6 feet from the edge, and I’m thinking “maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down.”

Kolanaki, to cyanideandhappiness in 13 January 2024
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stabs Satan in the back

“What? Murderer gonna murder. 🤷🏻‍♂️”

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Time for some yoga
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Shidding and farding yoga.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?
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From what I see joked about in tv and film: toilets.

From what I know from people who have actually been there personally: Vending machines.

Also they have the most advanced KitKat flavors in the world. I want them. But they’re like specialities of specific regions kinda like Pokemon. It’s wild.

Kolanaki, to memes in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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I just heard a news story about a store’s toilet exploding and covering a dude in shit (who is now suing). I can’t help but think this is that very bathroom after they were taken to court.

Kolanaki, to comicstrips in Go for it ben
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Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to comicstrips in Go for it ben
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“What is my purpose?”

“You help people get cancer by lighting their cigarettes, cigars, and pipes and occasionally arsonists burning down orphanages.”

“Oh my God.”

Kolanaki, to asklemmy in We've already started this year off with crazy shit. What else do you guys think will happen this year and why?
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Bad, naughty, awful Zoot!

Kolanaki, (edited ) to asklemmy in What do normal people look at on their phones?
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From my observations: Normal people don’t look at their phone; they listen to it.

If you’re expecting normal people to answer: Do you even know where you are right now? :p

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