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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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While I concur that conception is a medical accident, it sure as hell ain’t rare. It’s actually pretty endemic.

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Words of encouragement:

If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.

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Bottom row, middle window: Useful for collecting rain water.

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Bratwurst

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Remake Zootopia, but the nudist colony scene would have some additions.

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Is there gonna be more weird, young CGI Jeff Bridges?

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As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺

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Memory Size: 640MB

Yeah I’m not so sure it can.

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This oughta be strong enough.

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I’d still consider the 30 year old crowd to be my peers. I am still technically 30, I just look 10. The only downside to this is like that time I saw a dwarf being accosted by an elderly woman when she saw him light up a cigarette from behind and incorrectly assumed it was a child.

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Take it at 30 so you’re physically 10 but mentally 30.

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You could but it would be an utter pain in the ass and might not work 100% as it was before it broke because the thickness of the wires are different and USB isn’t just 1. It’s 3 and they’re so thin, you’d need to braid them together.

If the plug broke, you couldn’t replace the audio’s connector with a USB connector.

Unless the audio device is also USB. Then it shouldn’t be much issue; though they may not be color coded with the insulation on the inside.

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Compared to the original trilogy? Yes.

Compared to the new trilogy? They are masterpieces.

Kinda like how Dumb and Dumberer is shit; but compared to the shit that is Dumb and Dumber 2, it’s great.

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saliva edible

Gross. Why you eating food someone spit on? :p

I remember doing that 100x salvia shit when I was in my 20’s. It didn’t do a god damn thing. We got the strongest shit and smoked a lot of it and the only person to seemingly have any kind of high was the dude in our group who always tried to get away with shit while drinking by acting a lot more drunk than he really was, so it’s hard to even take that seriously because in all likelihood, he was faking it.

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Fall Everywhere And cRy

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The Schwartz

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I’d actually pay $45 to have the Stanley Cup.

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The same direction it usually is relative to your perspective, assuming you’re aligned to the galactic plane.

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Bad, naughty, awful Zoot!

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Smoke indica instead of sativa before bedtime.

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What the fuck was in those Skittles?

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Just get rid of work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Just look up “The Game of Life.” It’s not really a spread sheet, that’s simply how it’s displayed (grids of pixels that are either living, dead, or food) and it just kinda simulates an ecosystem in the most very, very basic of ways. All you can do to influence the game is change what a grid contains, with the goal (if you can say it has any) of keeping a sustainable system going.

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Child porn.

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Coldest: -10F - Camping trip to the lava beds in Oregon when I was a Boy Scout.

Hottest: 112F - Just going out to get the mail. Yesterday.

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