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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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If you get one like Derek Zoolander’s, you could simply ingest the phone.

Kolanaki,
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I have a lot of $40-50 shirts; I definitely follow the directions so the silk screening doesn’t get fucked. Though they only require being inside out and using cold water.

Kolanaki,
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Picard isn’t an idiot and knows it doesn’t take long to rotate a crystal.

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Riker knows where Data’s off switch is as well as how fully functional he is.

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REMEMBER ME!

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kidnaps the most prolific Factorio streamer

You’re smart. You make our factory go.

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Fucking meme songs… Literally. Two specific ones I had heard a while in meme videos always sped up so I couldn’t understand the words. Find the original songs, Pretty Boy by Naethan Apollo and Cupid, Twin Version by FIFTY-FIFTY.

I definitely feel the lyrics hella hard to both after hearing them legitimately for the first time. To a lesser degree, The UwU Song is fucking hilarious.

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Chicken Boo?

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you’re doing nothing

There are strikes against corporate bullshit and protests against what the government is doing all over the place damn near every day.

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If they keep cutting out letters the next iteration is probably going to be called “Ax.”

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Like… A ruler, or the other kind? 🤔

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It’s so hard to choose between Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, or Star Trek… 🤔

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I zoomed in to read the disc and now I can’t stop laughing because the disc image was taken while still in the box and wasn’t shopped out of the center hole. Is funny to me.

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What is this sorcery?!

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Would hate to be under Tuvok’s command. Dude will make you crawl through 15 decks of Jeffery’s tubes and when you’re done, you have to run for 10 kilometers around the ship with increased gravity while carrying a huge backpack of gear!

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Being able to use forums and chats while not at my computer. I pretty much exclusively use my phone for the computer part, and never really use the phone part.

Heck, the first cellphone I had period was a Danger Hiptop (aka the Sidekick) because it allowed real web browsing (not that WAP shit) and other Internet features that only super expensive business PDAs had at the time.

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That’s why I play Paradox strategy games. I get to do all of the above except for dying in comfort.

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Would that be like the world of Starship Troopers? 🤔

The state provides everything… But only to those they want (in that case, citizens and you only get citizenship by being in the military for a while).

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Genuine question: What other economy types currently exist besides those two options?

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I have carpet so the only cleaner I keep for regular everyday stuff with that is Resolve. If it’s bad enough, I rent a Rug Doctor.

For the bathroom and kitchen, I just use a wet cloth with hot water and soap to do it by hand because they’re fuckin’ tiny. Owning a mop doesn’t seem justified.

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Crushed under a temple.

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Does it count if it’s a memory brought on by wormhole aliens that don’t understand linear time?

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Looks like an ant eater in bug form.

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Not to mention all the horny people who go deaf taking a “high frequency” sonic shower.

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