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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Miles disagrees.

O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

O’Brien: “You hear that?”

Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

O’Brien: “YES!”

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He dove right in and I think got the point. The only thing I don’t like about the JJ Abrams films are the aesthetics. It’s a funky mix of the original style, but “how it would have looked if TOS had money.” They should have made it look as hokey as the original, IMO. It’s fun watching through now and noticing how this material that doesn’t actually exist is totally just some plywood painted gray.

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“It was either Tuvok or Thadiun Okona.”

“Why was it only a choice between those two names?!”

“Thadiun is like the most common name in the galaxy! Why don’t you read a book?”

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Nothing can warm up Pluto’s cold, dead(ly) heart.

What are your criteria for upvoting/downvoting?

I hate that I always compare Lemmy to Reddit, but Reddit used to have (not sure if they still do) guidelines called “Reddiquette” that included guidelines about upvoting and downvoting. I don’t remember the specifics (and sending too much of my browser traffic to Reddit makes me feel dirty) but one of the guidelines was...

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90% of the time, I just accidentally hit one of the arrows while scrolling on my phone and didn’t notice.

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It needs the hammer to make the kidney stones.

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Beethoven was a badass. Fucker was deaf and still wrote bangers like the Moonlight Sonata.

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This reminds me of one of my favorite songs.

Gar Bay by Dyslexic Six.

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“What do you like about me?” - Bender

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Casually causal.

Casual causality.

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Check the EXIF tags; they potentially were not scrubbed and often contain geolocational data.

Reverse image search can also help track down the original, though it takes a bit more sleuthing than just the reverse search.

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My sister and I should try the Twain method to work out arguments to see if it really does work.

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“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

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“You’ll have to call again; I’m just leaving. I’m, er… not dressed properly.”

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I can’t believe Janeway made him take back the bed with satin sheets. And the puppy!

But also: the look of “omfg, really?” When Q and Q “have sex” by just touching (finger) tips. She was forever kicking herself after that. Could have had a demi-god child, a puppy and a heart shaped bed with satin sheets. Oh, and I guess maybe been sent home or something stupid, idk.

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The Most Dangerous Game

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Animals we hunt be like

https://cache.moviestillsdb.com/i/500x/gyl8wqne/terminator-2-judgment-day-lg.jpg

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“Hey Armis, you suuuuuuuuck!”

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He got to continue to suffer being all alone, unwanted, unliked, and unloved.

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I hate the company itself, but most of the products are still functionable. I just hate how they are currently trying to destroy the Internet as well as how they very often drop products or change a product so dramatically they no longer function.

Most of the stuff that works I like because it’s basic. It does exactly what it needs to and nothing more. Plus they’re free so it’s not like I’m giving Google my money.

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If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

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Great. She’ll be busy fixing that turd for at least 5 years. 😩

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Chief engineer

“We’ll just seal up this crack in the dilithium crystal with the handy man’s secret weapon; duct tape!”

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If I was going fast enough, the cop would see me not moving at all. 😌

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I love how they have said that big sploosh vaporizes everything it touches, but then the effect is literally just water. The visuals used have always made it hard for me to imagine it being dangerous. 😅

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