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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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It’s a common misconception that zombies are stupid and don’t know the brain is in the skull. They actually are just attracted to humans who were known to have shit for brains, and are going for the abdomen, because that’s where shit is made.

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Why am I reading this in Rick and Morty’s voices?

Kolanaki,
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Bill Waterson didn’t give out the rights to Calvin and Hobbes just so Jim Davis could plaster Garfield everywhere. Equivalent exchange. 😥

Kolanaki,
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If real holodecks were invented, what stupid brand name would the corporate entity that controls the rights to them be?

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Having rewatched this episode again recently, I’m finding it a bit uncomfortable that the only reason Yar and Data hooked up was because they were insanely drunk on alien molecules.

Which brings up two questions:

  1. Was it morally okay?
  2. How the fuck does an android get drunk, even on alien molecules?!
Kolanaki,
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What’s the awful taste about it? Watermelon tastes hella good.

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Too bad it wasn’t Scotty. The warp engines could have used unlimited powah

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Plateaus are stumps of mountains.

Kolanaki,
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Erdtree O Erdtree,

Erdtree O Erdtree

Kolanaki,
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Ghost Dog is the only reason I have a copy of Hagakure.

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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this orbital port

Aboard this star ship.

Kolanaki,
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“Wake up, Kirk, you’re going where no man has gone before.”

“What for?”

“For the womanizing and the prime directive violations.”

Kolanaki,
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Just keep in mind the probability of it spitting you out into empty space is much higher than a habitable planet.

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This has me thinking about the fact that a wormhole could potentially open up in front of you while walking/driving one day and spit you out halfway across the galaxy before collapsing. Maybe even that some of those stories about people who vanished without a trace had this happen to them.

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“How is this a double blind study?”

“Well you see, the participant and the scientist are blind.”

Kolanaki,
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I fully expect to see “Keeping up with the Cardassians” as a joke show on Lower Decks at some point.

Kolanaki,
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Mostly foods.

Like headcheese. Even saying the name out loud induces my gag reflex.

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Picard: “So as you can see, we are just ordinary people like you. We just have much more advanced technology.”

Primitive Alien: “I see. May I ask a favor?”

Picard: “Anything.”

PA: “Bring back my dead family members!”

Picard: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/31398bf3-b09c-4324-b44a-81da7e5ebfb1.jpeg

Kolanaki,
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“You’re right, you don’t belong here.”

Is taken to Extra Hell

Kolanaki,
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I don’t see anything wrong with having faith in a higher power. Plenty of higher powers exist. Like the sun, quasars, super massive black holes, etc.

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I like when they’re like “water, cold” and it just makes a cylinder of water that splashes onto the bottom of the replicator because they forgot to specify that the water should be in a cup. Imagine programming them on purpose this way just to fuck with all the foreign dignitaries.

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I’ve never not had dreams while on weed, they’re just a lot harder to remember.

Kolanaki,
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I do only pirate because the prices are too high.

I just never specified how high is too high 😏

Kolanaki,
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Same question, but the characters are Kira, Jadzia and Ezri.

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Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

“So… How did you two meet?”

“Funny story, actually…”

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