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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Capitalism

That’s a funny way of spelling religion.

Kolanaki,
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All comic people look the same.

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The entire Sprawl trilogy. But if only one was to be made, I’d love to see Count Zero on the big screen as that one had the most action and visually appealing scenes to adapt.

But I also agree with Dragonriders of Pern! I loved those books when I was in high school.

Kolanaki,
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“Every time this Gonk breaks down, I open it up and the damn thing is full of garbage!”

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No. The line is

“Do it… doucement. Do it very slowly.”

Kolanaki,
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Gandhi’s spinning head from Darkling(VOY)

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Janeway: time travels to change the times

Kolanaki,
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“Wake up, Kirk, you’re going where no man has gone before.”

“What for?”

“For the womanizing and the prime directive violations.”

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Just keep in mind the probability of it spitting you out into empty space is much higher than a habitable planet.

Kolanaki,
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Just exist. You’ll be selected at random with a probability of 6373838756466365367478847266477:1.

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Do I not like the new content because it’s new and weird…? 🤔

No. I still liked DS9 and Voyager when I had grew up with TNG. I still liked Enterprise (although with some caveats mostly due to specific nerd shit that changed). I love Lower Decks and Prodigy.

What I can’t get into with Picard and Discovery (haven’t tried SNW yet) is the format. I really just prefer episodic content to serialized stuff. Especially when the good parts come slowly. So many people who do like these shows admit they don’t get good until the 2nd or 3rd season, and I just can’t slog through the first season to get that far.

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The name of the band is hidden right in the image.

Riker’s Beard

Kolanaki,
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Ghost Dog is the only reason I have a copy of Hagakure.

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Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

“So… How did you two meet?”

“Funny story, actually…”

Kolanaki,
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Same question, but the characters are Kira, Jadzia and Ezri.

Kolanaki,
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What’s the awful taste about it? Watermelon tastes hella good.

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Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this orbital port

Aboard this star ship.

Kolanaki,
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Too bad it wasn’t Scotty. The warp engines could have used unlimited powah

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The weirdo content creators on Newgrounds and eBaum’s World were still better than 90% of content creators that exist now.

Hell, many of those same content creators are the 10% of the not-shit YouTube creators now

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Having rewatched this episode again recently, I’m finding it a bit uncomfortable that the only reason Yar and Data hooked up was because they were insanely drunk on alien molecules.

Which brings up two questions:

  1. Was it morally okay?
  2. How the fuck does an android get drunk, even on alien molecules?!
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It’s a common misconception that zombies are stupid and don’t know the brain is in the skull. They actually are just attracted to humans who were known to have shit for brains, and are going for the abdomen, because that’s where shit is made.

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Bill Waterson didn’t give out the rights to Calvin and Hobbes just so Jim Davis could plaster Garfield everywhere. Equivalent exchange. 😥

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Why am I reading this in Rick and Morty’s voices?

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World War Z is barely at all like the book, and does a lot of really fucking stupid shit instead of having some of the really fucking cool shit from the book.

Like instead of a blind martial arts master surviving the zombies, we get to see one of the main characters slip on a ramp and break his neck. 😬

I still hate how Max Brooks said “Now, it’s a little unlike my book, but still good in it’s own right!” Because it wasn’t.

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What’s wrong with this? It’s going in the toilet ain’t it?

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