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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and “bowing” in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam “bow” while the other player spammed “salute” while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

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Han Solo Duo

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Pretty Hot Doctor

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Been playing X3TC again and I’m noticing how this ship looks a lot like the Argon Trading Stations (or rather the other way around). Now I wonder if this was the actual inspiration for 'em.

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You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

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Smiley. He frowns.

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I’m pretty sure he’s making a joke about the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

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I feel the pain that Data feels upon losing his daughter.

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His shenanigans are cruel and tragic… Which makes them not really shenanigans at all.

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It depends on the type of game. RPGs and immersive sons are great for escapism. Action games/shooters are cathartic. Sims can be great for exercising problem solving skills (and can also be a power trip). Sandboxes for creativity. Strategy games for harder problem solving (and power tripping).

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If it’s magnetic resonance imaging, then if your magnetic resonance matches the MRI’s, you’ll just shatter like an opera singer breaking a crystal glass.

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Hippipotenuse is a cutie. 😊

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Illogical vulCan Posse

Kolanaki,
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I have an astronomy joke. It’s out of this world.

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If you don’t use it, you lose it.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/f426e3bb-b4ed-491b-8cec-7826eab0c690.jpeg

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They just hang them on those knobs.

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It’s only safe as long as it’s not being pondered.

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Depends… Do you mean the first one or Heavy Metal 2000? IIRC, the first one is more naughty than the second but also is more a collection of shorts than a single plot line.

Kolanaki,
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“How is this a double blind study?”

“Well you see, the participant and the scientist are blind.”

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Ever since I first saw this meme, I’ve never been able to say or hear the word “crispy” without laughing.

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This has me thinking about the fact that a wormhole could potentially open up in front of you while walking/driving one day and spit you out halfway across the galaxy before collapsing. Maybe even that some of those stories about people who vanished without a trace had this happen to them.

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Mostly foods.

Like headcheese. Even saying the name out loud induces my gag reflex.

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If real holodecks were invented, what stupid brand name would the corporate entity that controls the rights to them be?

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I like when they’re like “water, cold” and it just makes a cylinder of water that splashes onto the bottom of the replicator because they forgot to specify that the water should be in a cup. Imagine programming them on purpose this way just to fuck with all the foreign dignitaries.

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“You’re right, you don’t belong here.”

Is taken to Extra Hell

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