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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Just further evidence Sasso could have just done the impersonation himself and it would have been a fine tribute (and had better timing and delivery), but he used an AI to replicate his voice and mannerisms instead. Sure, I don’t think he could have done a great job of impersonating how Carlin sounds but the mannerisms and delivery would have been enough and something he should be pretty good at considering his time on MadTV where he did a lot of impersonation stuff (such as his Stephen Segal character).

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The only time I was agitated by it was with the George Carlin thing.

It pissed me off that it was done without permission. It annoyed me that “AI” also kinda looks like “AL” with a lowercase L and when next to another name, makes it read like AL CARLIN or AL GEORGE. And it divided me somewhat because I watched the damn special and it was mostly funny and did feel like Carlin’s style (though it certainly didn’t sound right and it had timing issues). So, like… It wasn’t shit in and of itself, but the nature of what it is and the fact it was done without permission or consent is concerning. Shame on Will Sasso for that. He could have just done his own impersonation and wrote his own jokes in the style of Carlin; it would have been a far better display of respect and appreciation than having an AI do it.

I don’t think he’s a sick and disgusting person for this; even before it all blew up, it seemed more like a tribute to a comedian he adored. Just a poorly thought out way of doing one that may have some pretty hard consequences.

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Water.

And water.

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We should keep all predators inside. Birds, lions, alligators, etc.

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Happens 100% of the time if you are dysphoric. The person greeting you in the mirror is never the same as what’s inside your head in that case

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If you get drunk enough, you might think you’re a duck.

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My mom’s cooking fucking sucked so I grew up in a home where I would eat at a friend’s house or go hungry.

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Alright maggots, listen up, Popo’s 'bout to teach you the pecking order; it goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami… then Popo. Any questions?

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Not if it was installed backwards because you wanted to catch rain water.

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Black widows are so common where I am, I don’t even need to see that hourglass to know it’s one. I can even identify males, which don’t look very similar to the iconic females.

They also do sometimes have red markings on their back. Just do an image search for black widows; many of them have a whole band of red that goes from the belly up the back. Can’t say I’ve seen any like that IRL, though.

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From some comments on other posts: They expected effort from a shitpost. Like dinguses.

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Dr. Pepper unless energy drinks count, then NOS.

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Is it being silly online or simply reality that is really affecting my mental health?

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I prefer my plants scrambled.

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I’m not even the poop guy. I’m just the guy with the big blue name that posts a lot.

But yes.

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They’re no replacement for a meal in terms of making you feel less hungry. Soylent has some good flavors, but it’s also kinda chalky. Best one I’ve ever had though.

If these things actually filled your belly and didn’t just provide a meal’s worth of vitamins and such, I think they’d be pretty good for a super quick replacement to real food. Definitely not something you want when you’re actually hungry.

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Now they’re $6. At least where I am. They’re not the best pizza; but they are the best pizza for $6.

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I can’t think of too many I haven’t watched at all. Plenty I have seen a few episodes from and just didn’t get into. Although, many of these I should give another go because they, supposedly, got better later on. Such as The Expanse and Star Trek: Picard.

GOT I didn’t get into right away because, at the time it came out, I didn’t know shit about the book series and the ads made it look like another HBO show going at the time I was watching called Rome, but with a medieval Europe style instead of the Roman stuff so I was like “I don’t really want to watch two historical fictions at once when this one is already hella dense.” Had I known it was a fantasy, with magic and shit, I would have started it much sooner.

Most of I haven’t seen a single episode of is before my time. Like Dallas or My Mother the Car (was that one even popular or just really stupid? 🤔) Although I have never seen The Wire or 24 nor have I known a single person IRL who liked them.

I consume media like a fiend. Ever since I discovered piracy as a lad, there’s nothing out of reach to at least check out.

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literally standing outside their front door

“I forgot my phone, we have to go back.”

“No. We’ve already come too far.”

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One I have doubts anyone else might mention is Lupin the Third.

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And those with motivation and willpower do it the old fashioned way. Plenty of people would jump at the chance to take a shortcut like downloading the knowledge into their brain, only to realize knowledge alone doesn’t make one a kung fu master.

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I play a lot of souls likes and most don’t have pause. But they usually save your position if you go back to the main menu; so I pause by just quitting to the main menu.

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So, like… Did any one else say “dickbutt” before this visual representation was ever created? It was a popular insult among my friends and I when we were like 10.

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I’ve been on curated internet too long. Randomly stumbling into CP wasn’t something I expected to see outside of the dark web since the main Internet got so tame during the late 2000’s through the 2010’s.

What's your favorite rabbit hole to go down?

I was just watching Titanic and spent 20 minutes looking up the effects of hypothermia and discovering that Jack may have been alive and in stage 3 hypothermia when Rose let go, and because he sank instead of floated, he was in fact alive. It was a fun little time sink. What rabbit holes have you done down recently?

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Judy Hops.

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