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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Same for me. All>New Comments. Treat it like an old PHPBB forum because everything at the top got there because someone recently commented.

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As a furry: Please don’t ask us to question where you got your username next. 😟

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MoistCritical looks like an unwashed hobo 90% of the time and sounds like the most disinterested person in the world.

I used to think that was intentional and he’s just a character like Francis. After a while I started to think otherwise.

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Yep. It’s been years, but I remember seeing ads for and being sold on store shelves these copper bracelets that were like those medical alert bracelets, but copper, as well as copper threaded compression socks both being advertised as relieving pain, curing sickness, removing toxins from the body, and all that other snake-oily bull that’s been perpetuated about copper since mankind has been using the metal.

Hell, the socks I own aren’t even sold in the normal clothing section; they’re in the pharmacy with the back braces and splints and such.

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I would have thought redneck automatically implied alcohol.

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Right before it goes into the pan/pot. You want to at least use salt at this point to keep moisture in the meat while cooking and allowing it to brown better before you start tossing in everything else.

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If that’s shoestring what the hell is the typical fast food cut called? I thought that was shoestring. 🤔

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Cali-forn-eye-ay.

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Just crush up some ants from that colony and rub the resulting paste over your body before you shrink down.

Kolanaki,
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New fish! New fish! New fish!

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Why does this dude look like a real life Syndrome?

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“The curtains are just fucking blue.”

Kolanaki,
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Is Phobos one? They call that a moon and it’s nothing more than a pebble.

Kolanaki,
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There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.

What happened to the PC games (or what happened to consoles)?

I got out of video game piracy for a while, but I’m coming back. One thing I have been absolutely SHOCKED by is how finding PC game torrents is actually kind of difficult from my normal sources. Now it’d be one thing if I just wasn’t seeing games, but for some reason Playstation and Switch have far more uploaders and...

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I only have problems finding PC games that use Denovu that haven’t been cracked. For obvious reasons. Even finding super niche indie content is relatively easy on most big trackers.

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I should have specified “for my phone.” I use Paint.net on the computer already. Really just want a lasso tool and stroke on the text with something on Android for quick shitposts.

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She has to wait until the dude is done firing his lasers before she can safely check him out.

Kolanaki,
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“Pulaski won’t last a year on this ship.”

Kolanaki,
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Cookie Cuckold

Kolanaki,
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Look! A three-headed monkey!

Kolanaki,
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That fee charged for simply using your debit card at a POS.

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I mean Ayn Rand had some things published. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I feel like the kind of person who would claim there is no freedom of speech anymore would take this challenge and go shout “FIRE” in a movie theatre or “BOMB” in an airport.

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The last one I had was the original Motorola Razr and it was the second cell phone I ever had. My first phone was actually a smartish phone; my first cell was a Danger Hiptop (Sidekick). It was almost exactly like a modern smartphone; internet connected and used apps. But was around before the iPhone and did not have a touch screen. Only reason it wasn’t also my last “dumb” phone was because my original broke long after they stopped selling them. Just to put in perspective how long I had these: my next phone after the Razr and first actual smartphone was a Nexus 4.

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Take a happy song and make it sad by slowing it down. Never mind that the lyrics are still positive and happy.

I’ll stop the world… And melt with you…

You know it’s getting better… All… The… Time…

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