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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I don’t see anything wrong with having faith in a higher power. Plenty of higher powers exist. Like the sun, quasars, super massive black holes, etc.

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It’s mostly just for hookups and not actual dating, but yeah.

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Only if Grindr counts as a “dating” app.

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I don’t know their names; I don’t like them enough to even know that much about them. I either block the channel so I never see it again, or I avoid them by recognizing their thumbnails. Generally it isn’t a single tuber I hate, but a theme or style. Like 90% of gaming videos with their bullshit titles, clickbait thumb nails and complete lack of real content in the videos themselves that post 30+ videos a week.

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I do only pirate because the prices are too high.

I just never specified how high is too high 😏

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How do you know someone uses Arch?

Don’t worry; they’ll tell you.

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Picard: “So as you can see, we are just ordinary people like you. We just have much more advanced technology.”

Primitive Alien: “I see. May I ask a favor?”

Picard: “Anything.”

PA: “Bring back my dead family members!”

Picard: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/31398bf3-b09c-4324-b44a-81da7e5ebfb1.jpeg

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Plateaus are stumps of mountains.

Kolanaki,
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Erdtree O Erdtree,

Erdtree O Erdtree

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I’ve never not had dreams while on weed, they’re just a lot harder to remember.

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I almost hear nothing good about the books themselves these days. Everyone liked them when I first got into them… 😥

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I fully expect to see “Keeping up with the Cardassians” as a joke show on Lower Decks at some point.

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I keep getting her confused with the random character they sent on a spy mission and died. Who was that?

Kolanaki,
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Was constantly in need of more Tupperware type containers for left overs or meal planning and I started noticing that’s exactly what the packaging for the lunch meat I got was. So now I don’t throw those out. I just take the paper label off, clean em up and use them for storing things. It doesn’t even have to be food! They’re a good size for all sorts of things and they are stackable.

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I wonder how Columbo would have handled the Felcium situation. 🤔

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Have you considered switching your long distance subspace communications service to Pakled Bell? You could be saving several strips of gold pressed latinum every 72 hours!

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https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/0311a91f-025c-4097-b651-2c5e4ec41fd6.jpeg

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She dead.

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All the bland boring no fun PFPless people: Why? Don’t you wanna express yourself?

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Win-win.

Walk through a wall and just cease to be.

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I’ve only really seen things as egregiously as you’re describing with some random porn communities. And I think when it comes to porn, it doesn’t matter if they are spamming titties; people will come for the plethora of titties so in those cases yeah, it’ll work.

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Primus sucks!

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“What do you like about me?” - Bender

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It’s the game itself; you get told the answer and must give the question. I actually came in here to be a nerd and mention that Alex would not say “answer” but “response.” Because you are not giving answers.

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I wanna see these two on American Gladiators taking on Laser and Gemini.

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