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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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Hahahahaha… No.

Kolanaki,
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I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.

Kolanaki,
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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

Kolanaki,
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The fictional land of Amexicanada?

Kolanaki,
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Unfortunately, copious amounts of alcohol isn’t in the selectable item pool, so I might as well take one of the guns to mercy kill myself so as not to suffer too long.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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GameSpy was a bloated piece of garbage

Bloated? It literally did 1 thing, and that was give you a list of servers that you could filter, despite your attestation it had no filtering.

The other options were worse

All Seeing Eye was often considered better; though I remember it being exactly the same program just with a different name.

It crashed constantly, ripping you out of the game

All it did with the game was connect you to the server you selected using the game’s own commands. If GameSpy itself crashed after you’ve connected to the server, the game wouldn’t be affected.

You sure you’re thinking about GameSpy?

Kolanaki,
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Best Doctor episode. :D

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Denny’s? iHop? Outback? Texas Roadhouse? Red Lobster? Hard Rock? Rainforest Cafe?

These are not “proper restaurants?” They’re certainly not fast food.

Kolanaki,
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Hosed? More like “best version of funyuns ever.”

Kolanaki,
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Dude when I opened up mine for the casserole, shit was just straight up onion chips. Aren’t they supposed to be like little strips?

Kolanaki,
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So is vodka made from potatoes just Irish Tequila? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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Stephen Colbert and the Tonight Show Band?

Kolanaki,
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“My gums always bleed when I brush my teeth.”

“That means you’re not brushing enough.”

“But I brush 3 times every day!”

Kolanaki,
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Of course in his version of events, he kicks the crap outta Riker instead of embarrassing himself.

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I’m coming!

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Smiley. He frowns.

Kolanaki,
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Ever since I first saw this meme, I’ve never been able to say or hear the word “crispy” without laughing.

Kolanaki,
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Been playing X3TC again and I’m noticing how this ship looks a lot like the Argon Trading Stations (or rather the other way around). Now I wonder if this was the actual inspiration for 'em.

Kolanaki,
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Ghost Dog is the only reason I have a copy of Hagakure.

Kolanaki,
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I do only pirate because the prices are too high.

I just never specified how high is too high 😏

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The entire Sprawl trilogy. But if only one was to be made, I’d love to see Count Zero on the big screen as that one had the most action and visually appealing scenes to adapt.

But I also agree with Dragonriders of Pern! I loved those books when I was in high school.

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Sun, beer, babes > 24th century medicine

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I wanna see these two on American Gladiators taking on Laser and Gemini.

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This reminds me of one of my favorite songs.

Gar Bay by Dyslexic Six.

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All the bland boring no fun PFPless people: Why? Don’t you wanna express yourself?

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