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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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It’s only safe as long as it’s not being pondered.

Kolanaki,
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“I’m still alive, but I’m very badly burned. If you could just open the retrieval hatch, you could… You see I designed this…”

Kolanaki,
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I feel the pain that Data feels upon losing his daughter.

Kolanaki,
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If it’s magnetic resonance imaging, then if your magnetic resonance matches the MRI’s, you’ll just shatter like an opera singer breaking a crystal glass.

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I’m just cracking up picturing Odo changing into an obo to spy on the visiting Cardassian orchestra

Kolanaki,
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I think it would be pretty easy to blend into the future than the past. Though I don’t think in either case you’d necessarily be outed as a time traveler. The past, you’re a witch. The future, you’re just a crazy person.

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Fitness 4th taco in my mouth

I'm currently downloading a show that is on a service to which I subscribe

I have a Galaxy Tab S7 and for a trip to Spain I downloaded some stuff to watch on the flight. When I got on the plane none of the stuff downloaded on Disney+ would play. Maybe an issue with downloading to the SD card? I don’t know, but regardless Disney offers SD card as a download destination so they should make sure it is...

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I did the same with Lower Decks when it first came out because even though I had a week of Paramount+, not one single thing I tried to view actually worked.

Who the hell would ever actually subscribe if the service doesn’t even work when you’re doing a free trial?

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Ever since I first saw this meme, I’ve never been able to say or hear the word “crispy” without laughing.

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I would make money in UO sometimes by logging into a female character and “bowing” in front of people to make it look like my character was performing oral sex. You could also spam “bow” while the other player spammed “salute” while standing behind the first player to look like doggy style sex.

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All comic people look the same.

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No. The line is

“Do it… doucement. Do it very slowly.”

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What even are the reasons to lock content behind living in a specific part of the world? That shit is stupid.

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I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 140p food 🤢

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Been playing X3TC again and I’m noticing how this ship looks a lot like the Argon Trading Stations (or rather the other way around). Now I wonder if this was the actual inspiration for 'em.

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Their game seems like it would only be a challenge for people who have never played before. If you know the game, you’re not going to fail any of the challenges which were only challenging to the Ops team because they didn’t know the rules (or that it was even a game).

They barely even lost as it was. Which makes me wonder what a game between two players/teams who understand the game would look like. My guess is that it would be like that time Data made a mockery of Kolrami at Strategema.

Kolanaki,
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Gandhi’s spinning head from Darkling(VOY)

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Janeway: time travels to change the times

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Naraku from Inuyasha.

Oh wait no.

God from The Bible.

Kolanaki,
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“Every time this Gonk breaks down, I open it up and the damn thing is full of garbage!”

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Janeway was more upset about losing her dog than her husband. And I feel that.

Kolanaki,
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Capitalism

That’s a funny way of spelling religion.

Kolanaki,
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Just exist. You’ll be selected at random with a probability of 6373838756466365367478847266477:1.

Kolanaki,
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The name of the band is hidden right in the image.

Riker’s Beard

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You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they’re not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

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