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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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“Prove it.”

Kolanaki,
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Dwarf Fortress.

Theme Hospital.

The Sims.

Games that I can mostly play hands off.

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I have a Keurig because I specifically do not drink coffee. I get apple cider, hot cocoa, teas, etc.

As for Linux I use Slack.

I'm currently downloading a show that is on a service to which I subscribe

I have a Galaxy Tab S7 and for a trip to Spain I downloaded some stuff to watch on the flight. When I got on the plane none of the stuff downloaded on Disney+ would play. Maybe an issue with downloading to the SD card? I don’t know, but regardless Disney offers SD card as a download destination so they should make sure it is...

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I did the same with Lower Decks when it first came out because even though I had a week of Paramount+, not one single thing I tried to view actually worked.

Who the hell would ever actually subscribe if the service doesn’t even work when you’re doing a free trial?

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If cruise ships were busses

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His smell won’t last forever.

Give it back every once in a while to refresh it.

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I didn’t read the text in the meme at first and straight up thought this was a screenshot of Soldier in a SFM video for a second.

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“I’m still alive, but I’m very badly burned. If you could just open the retrieval hatch, you could… You see I designed this…”

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Society has always been fake. You’re just becoming more aware of it as you get older.

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To be fair, magic mushrooms actually exist.

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If it’s not “the big man himself” my only guess is Jesus.

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Peanuts are actually legumes, so they don’t count right?

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Naraku from Inuyasha.

Oh wait no.

God from The Bible.

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What even are the reasons to lock content behind living in a specific part of the world? That shit is stupid.

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I’m just cracking up picturing Odo changing into an obo to spy on the visiting Cardassian orchestra

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The fact it all happens so fucking casually too blows my damn mind.

“Hold up… You had sex… With a god?!”

“Yes, but it’s not that big of a deal.”

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I think it would be pretty easy to blend into the future than the past. Though I don’t think in either case you’d necessarily be outed as a time traveler. The past, you’re a witch. The future, you’re just a crazy person.

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When you wanna die quickly, but not instantly.

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Of course in his version of events, he kicks the crap outta Riker instead of embarrassing himself.

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I’m coming!

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O’Brien in the transporter room while Q has the bridge crew playing Robin Hood

“I wish I was a merry man…”

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Their game seems like it would only be a challenge for people who have never played before. If you know the game, you’re not going to fail any of the challenges which were only challenging to the Ops team because they didn’t know the rules (or that it was even a game).

They barely even lost as it was. Which makes me wonder what a game between two players/teams who understand the game would look like. My guess is that it would be like that time Data made a mockery of Kolrami at Strategema.

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Janeway was more upset about losing her dog than her husband. And I feel that.

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Fitness 4th taco in my mouth

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I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 140p food 🤢

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