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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

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I would accept being wrong, if I ever was.

I’m not tho. 😤

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post by Mark Twain

Is this an intentional Lower Decks reference or just a happy little coincidence? 🤔

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The last one I had was the original Motorola Razr and it was the second cell phone I ever had. My first phone was actually a smartish phone; my first cell was a Danger Hiptop (Sidekick). It was almost exactly like a modern smartphone; internet connected and used apps. But was around before the iPhone and did not have a touch screen. Only reason it wasn’t also my last “dumb” phone was because my original broke long after they stopped selling them. Just to put in perspective how long I had these: my next phone after the Razr and first actual smartphone was a Nexus 4.

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I am straight up the Dominion. I have to really keep at raising the cap for my army because I’m going to be pumping out attack vessels non-stop to overwhelm the galaxy with forces.

Although I also like the Ferenghi method of just buying everyone.

It’s too bad I just have the base game cuz I’d love to try doing what I did back in Spore and just blow up every planet that isn’t mine.

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Mine’s been showing me some race track in France for like a month.

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I don’t like either. I don’t use things for fashion, and the phone alone gives me all the function of either watches without it giving me sensory issues by being a bracelet on my wrist.

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They had to keep things fair for the Romulans. It’s not like cloaked ships have ever gone undetected by Starfleet vessels. They always see tachyons or someshit.

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That’s been happening to me also since the last update. It also won’t allow me to actually log into Lemmy. It goes through the login process, but doesn’t actually log me in. I always have to use Chrome to log in to check the mod reports since Liftoff doesn’t have that ability yet.

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No, you cannot use white phosphorus on the wall city.

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“Ask me anything” as a specific logo typeface is trademarked; but the term is too generic to be copyrighted.

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Take a happy song and make it sad by slowing it down. Never mind that the lyrics are still positive and happy.

I’ll stop the world… And melt with you…

You know it’s getting better… All… The… Time…

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I postulate that if Odo was better able to mimic humanoids, he would just be disguised as Morn or Rom all the time to fuck with Quark.

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Denny’s? iHop? Outback? Texas Roadhouse? Red Lobster? Hard Rock? Rainforest Cafe?

These are not “proper restaurants?” They’re certainly not fast food.

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That is an insult to Zorg.

Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.

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Downvotes only push people who care about the numbers away. People who care about discussion will only be pushed away by vitriol being sent their way via replies and DMs.

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Self-control? No… This is mental illness. And it sucks. :(

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So is vodka made from potatoes just Irish Tequila? 🤔

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One of the earliest jokes we have translated is Sumerian, and nobody has been able to really discern the meaning of it, or why it’s funny.

“A dog walked into a tavern and said, ‘I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.’”

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Not the lack of warp technology?

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Arnold Schwartzenegger in Junior?

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“Hey Kolanaki, I need a door stop.”

“Okay… 😥”

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“MTV turns 30 today and we would like to thank them for 5 years of music videos.”

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Well… It’s not inaccurate.

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“You girls ever been to Risa? Yeehaaaaaw!”

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Wouldn’t a gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound terrible? 🤔

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