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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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No! What are you doing?! If you write them down, they’re no longer unwritten!

Kolanaki,
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I don’t like either. I don’t use things for fashion, and the phone alone gives me all the function of either watches without it giving me sensory issues by being a bracelet on my wrist.

Kolanaki,
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My teacher dead ass said that to me when I was 9 and had a Casio wrist watch with a calculator on it.

Kolanaki,
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On God Fr fr?

Kolanaki, (edited )
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If you ever get to breathe through both at once: it hurts from the dryness.

Kolanaki,
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No, you cannot use white phosphorus on the wall city.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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That’s been happening to me also since the last update. It also won’t allow me to actually log into Lemmy. It goes through the login process, but doesn’t actually log me in. I always have to use Chrome to log in to check the mod reports since Liftoff doesn’t have that ability yet.

Kolanaki,
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So is vodka made from potatoes just Irish Tequila? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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“Ask me anything” as a specific logo typeface is trademarked; but the term is too generic to be copyrighted.

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Denny’s? iHop? Outback? Texas Roadhouse? Red Lobster? Hard Rock? Rainforest Cafe?

These are not “proper restaurants?” They’re certainly not fast food.

Kolanaki,
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Tokyo Express.

Despite the name, it’s a Chinese restaurant. $6 will buy a meal that’s 3 whole pounds of food. The styrofoam containers are usually stuffed so full, they barely close.

Kolanaki,
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“You literally just wrote ‘kill all humans’ and put it in curly brackets.”

Kolanaki,
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Not the lack of warp technology?

Kolanaki,
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To jerk off. That’s why it sucks to have to clean them.

Kolanaki,
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Mine’s been showing me some race track in France for like a month.

Kolanaki,
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Self-control? No… This is mental illness. And it sucks. :(

Kolanaki,
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My true self seems to only exist on the internet. I want to be me in meat space, too, but I just lock up most of the time and become completely non-verbal all the while I am aware of it and screaming inside my head to just do this, or say that the way I would on a comment or a chat room.

Kolanaki,
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Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

Kolanaki,
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Hosed? More like “best version of funyuns ever.”

Kolanaki,
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Dude when I opened up mine for the casserole, shit was just straight up onion chips. Aren’t they supposed to be like little strips?

Kolanaki,
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Arnold Schwartzenegger in Junior?

Kolanaki,
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The TNG episode is better than the movie, Enemy Mine, it was based on.

Kolanaki,
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“Hey Kolanaki, I need a door stop.”

“Okay… 😥”

Kolanaki,
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It happens so much in my house, I always check the TP roll before I drop trou.

Kolanaki,
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Afterlife? Pfft. If I’d thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I’d kill myself right now.

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