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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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From what I understand: We don’t know! Science hasnt actually figured it out yet and I haven’t even read or heard about theories as to why we do it in regards to an evolutionary trait.

As for making them stop, there are several possible solutions:

  • hold your breath
  • gulp down some water
  • smoke a cigarette
  • Have the pants scared off you
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Here in at least the state of California (not sure if this is country wide) those bank “convenience” fees are limited to no more than $1.50 by law.

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That fee charged for simply using your debit card at a POS.

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I feel like the kind of person who would claim there is no freedom of speech anymore would take this challenge and go shout “FIRE” in a movie theatre or “BOMB” in an airport.

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Pretty much all the things I am subscribed to make 20-45 minute videos and I watch them like any other TV show of the same length.

The things I throw on just to have something in the background are way longer. 4 hour stream VODs. 10 hours of music. 24/7 AI generated bullshit.

What hobbies help you minimize or avoid navigating commercialism?

By commercialism, I’m aiming at a mix of spending a lot and sifting through bloated business models (e.g. this or that accessory/equipment, microtransactions, etc.). Feel like many can relate to this sort of commercial fatigue, and yet it creeps even into hobbies where one tries to unwind....

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None of my hobbies intrinsically help. The fact that I have ADHD and autism do. Commercialism’s psychoaddicitiveness doesn’t work on people with broken brains.

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Damn you beat me to it!

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New Novel November

(November is National Novel Writing month in which you’re encouraged to write a 50k+ word novel)

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I’ve seen a few things that have shown many animals have developed a sense of “cuteness” specifically to deal with us.

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Well that and they kill pests. We also like things that are useful. I just wish they wouldn’t put the dead pests in my shoe 😬

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“Does PornPics exist?”

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Literal scat porn, but turned into relatable memes. Like… 2girls1cup, captioned with “life be like.”

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I mean Ayn Rand had some things published. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Look! A three-headed monkey!

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The translator is able to translate the words themselves, but not the context needed to actually understand the translated phrases.

I find it no different than the translation weirdness in the Voyager episode “Nemesis” where the people are understandable, but all the words they choose are just slightly off of what’s normally spoken in English. Like… Nemesis instead of enemy. Glimpses instead of eyes. Trunks instead of woods. Why would the translator use those words instead of more common words that mean the same thing?

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Hey what happened to the 3rd reply that was just here? I tried to upvote and it wasn’t working, I reloaded and it’s gone! It was gold, dude! Put it back!

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Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

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Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

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I think I’ve also seen jackfruit used. They certainly look like they could be some sort of Klingon food. Or weapon.

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“What do you got there?”

“I’VE GOT A MANGINA!”

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Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

“Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

“No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

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Don’t forget Robert Picardo can fit so many Zimmerman characters.

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There is actually an app for this on the Quest. I forgot what it was called tho (I no longer have one). It was pretty cool though. Like being in a virtual theatre with other people. Too bad you couldn’t throw virtual popcorn at the screen.

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Sorry that most submissions are not of Dino Nuggets and apple slices to appease all the children.

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Carry ons should be put in the overhead bin or tuck under your seat.

If you carry your baby onto the plane, be kind to your fellow passengers and put it in the bin.

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