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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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I hate the company itself, but most of the products are still functionable. I just hate how they are currently trying to destroy the Internet as well as how they very often drop products or change a product so dramatically they no longer function.

Most of the stuff that works I like because it’s basic. It does exactly what it needs to and nothing more. Plus they’re free so it’s not like I’m giving Google my money.

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“It was either Tuvok or Thadiun Okona.”

“Why was it only a choice between those two names?!”

“Thadiun is like the most common name in the galaxy! Why don’t you read a book?”

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He got to continue to suffer being all alone, unwanted, unliked, and unloved.

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I thought we liked white haired sci-fi 🤷🏻‍♂️

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They have Taco Bell. So they have at least a Mexican-like food available.

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“The pen is mightier than the sword.”

“But is the pen mightier than photon torpedos?”

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You can also usually see feet under the door since there’s like 5 feet of space between the floor and the bottom of the door…

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Fucking meme songs… Literally. Two specific ones I had heard a while in meme videos always sped up so I couldn’t understand the words. Find the original songs, Pretty Boy by Naethan Apollo and Cupid, Twin Version by FIFTY-FIFTY.

I definitely feel the lyrics hella hard to both after hearing them legitimately for the first time. To a lesser degree, The UwU Song is fucking hilarious.

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kidnaps the most prolific Factorio streamer

You’re smart. You make our factory go.

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He’s a Bajoran. I don’t think T’ana can fuck him any harder than the Cardassians once did.

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Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

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The Star Wars characters are from a galaxy far, far away. Are they even human, or just human in appearance?

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I have a 2010 Chrysler Town & Country and my dad has a 2018 Ford Fiesta. I drive both pretty regularly.

I prefer the Fiesta. The T&C is a fucking piece of shit. The only thing I don’t like about the Fiesta is the same problem I have with every Ford I’ve ever driven: The steering is stiff and the pedals are sensitive af. But I prefer an overly sensitive brake to the one in the T&C that feels super weak even when pressing the pedal to the floor. When I wanna stop, I wanna know I’m able to.

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Between this and the nachos my sister made us the other day I have to wonder:

At what point does it go from nachos to a taco salad? 🤔

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I watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon exactly 42,000 times and was able to recite it word for word to the AI.

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Those ads are in the podcasts themselves, not added by Spotify.

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I would always see and hear about poor people having their homes broken into and things stolen and I was always like “Why don’t you rob someone who’s rich?”

Because rich people have better security. Which makes it harder. 😮‍💨

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Matt Stone and Trey Parker bought the real Casa Bonita and improved everything all around; from the decor and atmosphere, the food and drinks, and pays the staff, IIRC, $32/hour.

It’s not a big conglomerate, but it’s the closest example I could even think of.

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OP must be a Romulan. Only a Romulan could be this hostile and ignorant.

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Because the food is almost always going to be salted several times during cooking, but pepper is best put on very fresh afterward and isn’t necessarily used on everything.

But also: Where do you have to ask for salt? I’ve never been to even a fancy place that didn’t keep salt on the table.

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I remember some army video on STDs from the 40’s or 50’s that was riffed on by the MST3K dudes that had a guy say when he had an itch in his dingus, he would “just douche the canal with whiskey.”

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I love the implication that DS9’s crew is what caused the bar fight in the Trouble with Tribbles episode.

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The Simpsons is still going.

It hasn’t been good for over a decade or more at this point.

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Knowing about Napoleon’s blunder at trying to invade Russia, and Hitler doing something similar in WW2 while also being supposedly a fan of Napoleon, I always like to say that Hitler admired Napoleon so much, he emulated even his failures.

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