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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Beethoven was a badass. Fucker was deaf and still wrote bangers like the Moonlight Sonata.

Kolanaki,
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If I was going fast enough, the cop would see me not moving at all. 😌

Kolanaki,
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Nothing can warm up Pluto’s cold, dead(ly) heart.

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Great. She’ll be busy fixing that turd for at least 5 years. 😩

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It needs the hammer to make the kidney stones.

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Casually causal.

Casual causality.

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Miles disagrees.

O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

O’Brien: “You hear that?”

Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

O’Brien: “YES!”

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He dove right in and I think got the point. The only thing I don’t like about the JJ Abrams films are the aesthetics. It’s a funky mix of the original style, but “how it would have looked if TOS had money.” They should have made it look as hokey as the original, IMO. It’s fun watching through now and noticing how this material that doesn’t actually exist is totally just some plywood painted gray.

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I love how they have said that big sploosh vaporizes everything it touches, but then the effect is literally just water. The visuals used have always made it hard for me to imagine it being dangerous. 😅

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If it’s loud enough, I’ll put my phone on speaker and still hold it normally, because the regular speaker on my phone fucking sucks and I can never hear shit.

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I hate the company itself, but most of the products are still functionable. I just hate how they are currently trying to destroy the Internet as well as how they very often drop products or change a product so dramatically they no longer function.

Most of the stuff that works I like because it’s basic. It does exactly what it needs to and nothing more. Plus they’re free so it’s not like I’m giving Google my money.

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He got to continue to suffer being all alone, unwanted, unliked, and unloved.

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