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Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@yiffit.net

I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.

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Kolanaki,
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I don’t need this shit. You stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore!

Kolanaki,
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I’m not a kid who goes out trick or treating and thus don’t have a candy stash to tempt me.

Kolanaki,
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Since COVID, I haven’t seen a single trick or treater, so the last 2 years now I haven’t even gotten stuff to hand out. I was just lamenting this while walking my dogs this morning, too. I liked seeing all the costumes parade at my door :(

Kolanaki,
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Nah bro, that’s paraffin. You’re thinking of a cosmopolitan bird of prey in the family Falconidae.

Kolanaki,
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Most of the stuff I want to watch, even without piracy, isn’t even originally broadcast in 4K to begin with so there is obviously no 4K rips for those.

Kolanaki,
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“All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

Kolanaki,
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He’s a Bajoran. I don’t think T’ana can fuck him any harder than the Cardassians once did.

Kolanaki,
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I say “fuck this” or “fuck that” or “fuck it all” or “fuck everything” pretty often. I guess that?

Kolanaki,
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trash like Freddie Got Fingered

FGF is a masterpiece of comedic cinema, sir.

Kolanaki,
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Risa would love this shit.

Kolanaki,
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Whoa, Risa was on Reddit? For how long? I can’t believe I didn’t ever come across it there.

Kolanaki,
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Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

Kolanaki,
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All>Newest Comments

Just like old forums and BBS, where only adding something to the dialogue pushes it up. Votes are meaningless to the sorting.

Kolanaki,
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The only extension I cannot live without other than an adblocker is Mouse Gestures.

Kolanaki,
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I’m a horny af millennial and I also don’t really care for sex scenes. They add nothing to the story itself, and they don’t show enough to be sexy. If you’re not going to show full penetration then don’t even bother.

Kolanaki,
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“It has China in the name, therefore it belongs to China.”

Kolanaki,
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  1. You’re alone, so that’s part of it.
  2. Frozen, microwaveable food is depressing in and of itself just due to itself often being bland, lacking in quality, and in an unsatisfying portion.
Kolanaki,
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You’re being down voted, but you’re absolutely right. More characters are shown straight up ignoring the droids except when they need their function than talking to them like people. Even Anakin himself doesn’t seem to regard 3P0 as a friend, or even as valuable, once he grows up a bit.

Kolanaki,
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The Star Wars characters are from a galaxy far, far away. Are they even human, or just human in appearance?

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Hey, feds… Fuck you! 🖕😤🖕

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