I remember one day hearing my father downstairs laughing his ass off. Went down to see what was so funny to find he had just discovered Mystery Science Theater 3000, and was losing it watching The Giant Gila Monster. I sat down to watch. I didn’t really get it then, but I’ve been a fan ever since.
“What’s that, Yakuza 0? You’d like me to complete a mission by achieving 100,000 points in a retro game down at the arcade? No sweat, what game is–ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu…”
“At least once a year I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I’m serious about this stuff. I’m up the night before, pressing garlic, and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own ancho chiles. It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations - it’s probably the thing I do best.”
Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
This is chaotic neutral? (cdn.memes.com)
Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house (lemmy.today)
What to do if you live on a farm and you're bored but also awesome. (lemmy.world)
coffffeeee (lemmy.world)
This is just cruel (startrek.website)
18+ What's your favorite episode of MST3k? (lemmy.world)
I remember one day hearing my father downstairs laughing his ass off. Went down to see what was so funny to find he had just discovered Mystery Science Theater 3000, and was losing it watching The Giant Gila Monster. I sat down to watch. I didn’t really get it then, but I’ve been a fan ever since.
Pray for their safety (startrek.website)
"Fantasy Zone" is such an innocuous name, too... (lemmynsfw.com)
Seasonal sauce (lemmy.world)
When you need to cook a large amount of tomato sauce in a non clad pot.
He thought it was a sausage on a stick.. (i.imgflip.com)
Color photo of a man and woman in Dagestan, 1904 (lemmy.world)
Fake it til you make it. (mander.xyz)
new rule (lemmy.world)
Be safe out there, Atlanta. (startrek.website)
We were warned. (lemmy.world)
I mean is it still worth it?.... (lemmy.ca)
The 'ol 1 2 (mander.xyz)
Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog (lemmy.world)
My brain will forever be broken in this way (startrek.website)
What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?
Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!
me_irl (feddit.de)