Lemminary

@Lemminary@lemmy.world

Keep it light, keep it moving.
I am doing no harm.

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It’s American Eagle for me. Their pants have lasted me for longer than any other brand that I’ve worn regularly. Also, I don’t have to adjust them because they just fit.

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Robosucc :3

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Erm… raises gay hand

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Images you can hear:

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I remember being a kid and falling on my face then getting up and running. Now I fall on my face and need an ambulance for a bruised rib.

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these fastfood patriots are going to […] die of fox news induced aneurysm COVID

🤭

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ohnopodcast.com

Oh No, It’s Ross and Carrie

“the show where we don’t just report on spirituality, fringe science and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves. We join religions, undergo alternative medical treatments, and hunt for ghost, goblins, demons, and deities. If it has an extraordinary claim attached to it, we’ll check it out.”

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I think you got here a little too early. The dam has ruptured and we’re soaking wet. 🥵

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use Steamboat Willy in some content because they can

“Fuck you, Disney! Look what I can do now” makes armpit fart noises

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I think it ended up mattering for a lot of other people, though :(

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Zing!

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Not sure what your angle is here but it was reported to have been cold lol

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For the boy bags, you gotta shake 'em

Lemminary, (edited )

Idk about everyone else but these were heavy-ass blocks of metal and plastic that were placed on these tiny-ass desks that felt like they’d tip over if I turned them around enough. I literally had to put my head against the wall to be able to see between the little gap I had to work with. lol

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Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

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It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

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Also the rest of the world… 😅

Lemminary, (edited )

I wasn’t talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y’all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

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I’ll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏

Lemminary,

All those prayers from soccer fans for their team to win the World Cup were being intercepted all along 😥

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We… May have to close this thread early, I think you won.

Lemminary, (edited )

You can’t ruin a Christmas party if you don’t have one!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1e4d6c4d-20dc-4282-b17a-2ea23e2df9e1.webm

But I will say that my entire neighborhood felt like a war zone because my neighbors felt the need to use fireworks all night that can only be described as bombs. One literally shook my walls and set off car alarms. I can’t believe they’re not regulated!

Edit: Apparently they are illegal but the law isn’t being properly enforced. Shucks.

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No, but you wouldn’t have known the difference that night lol

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I wouldn’t be mad of they were called Chair-E

Lemminary, (edited )

I don’t focken feel like it, ya cunt.

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