LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yup thatsa the one ima talkin about

LemmyKnowsBest,

Jesus and Christ are the same person so it would be more like masturbation

LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

LemmyKnowsBest,

I understand somewhat why but it’s still creepy

What ARE the reasons why this is legal?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I suppose there’s not much the public can do when the property sales happen in private and the only way anyone knows about it is after it’s already happened.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Lady had an embarrassing moment and hopefully for her sake, the resolution was as hazy for the people around her as it is for us.

LemmyKnowsBest,

wanna see my ankles?

LemmyKnowsBest,

There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and
  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

LemmyKnowsBest,

[NSFC]

LemmyKnowsBest,

I know but it still didn’t make sense to me. No matter which way I pointed my phone, the compass showed north.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay I understand but it wasn’t working. I could spin around in circles and the compass didn’t move. It always pointed “north” to the top of the phone. Even when I was pointing the top of the phone east or west or south.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a heterosexual woman. So no.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m a fitness queen. Am at the gym right now as a matter o’fact. We’re all born with marvelous bodies. Use it or lose it!

LemmyKnowsBest,

This one is genuinely funny. Just letting you know. I chuckled.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The reason cars don’t carry around two spare tires is because they consume a lot of space. cars don’t have a lot of space to store a bunch of tires. All cars carry one spare tire because most likely in an emergency one tire will go out, so you replace it then get to a shop ASAP to sort things out. If two or more tires go out, stay where you are and summon assistance.

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

dammit you just ruined Batman for me. I swear I was gonna get around to watching it eventually.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If there’s some woman out there who’s getting pregnant every day, she’s a medical marvel and needs to be studied! 😄

LemmyKnowsBest,

Sadly his jokes have gotten milder & less shocking over the years.

Probably for the best though 😆

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

LemmyKnowsBest,

That’s great Facebook. Thanks for letting us all know the pivotal moment when the chickens who were spending time together started fucking each other.

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