LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest,

dude. you couldn’t even wait until march 14th to post this?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

i.imgur.com/XGR83oV.jpg

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

okay but I think you misunderstood the assignment. He’s asking what are you doing BEFORE you start the car?

LemmyKnowsBest,

not quiet = noisy

LemmyKnowsBest,

So your wedding day is in 6 months?

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

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LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah they’re clearly mistaken

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah. And he’s Hammerhead Bat too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

BEES!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey I’m still a good catch. Because I never lied to you. I never told you I would die for you.

LemmyKnowsBest,

people who gravitate toward this written conversation-based social media with strangers we never want to meet, we just love to write, mmmkay?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why is Wolverine concerned with Mermaid Ariel and Prince Eric kissing?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Wolverine really does look like two Batmen kissing.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

That’s a movie I never knew existed. Jeez Robin Williams has made millions of movies.

LemmyKnowsBest,

panera grilled cheese are a bit more artisan than the above yellow food truck’s

LemmyKnowsBest,

please copy and paste it or screenshot it for those of us who abhor Twitter

LemmyKnowsBest,

do you know what I think of every time someone uses the phrase “I came across…?”

shooting one’s jizz across something.

There. i said it.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

yeah I remember when Netflix first started circa 2007,

IT COST $8 A MONTH

I was there for it. They would mail out DVDs and there were no due dates or overdue fees. You just drop it back in the mail when you’re done watching it and then you can rent more DVDs. The whole thing cost $8 a month.

that was the beginning of Blockbuster video going out of business. Blockbuster’s late fees and rewinding fees were an atrocity.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah his tweet was clearly from the good old days before Netflix got smart & greedy

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

wow is that really a recent picture of him? I thought he was on Ozempic that miracle starvation drug that gives people 24/7 diarrhea.

LemmyKnowsBest,

And I’m still not comfortable calling my fellow Lemmy people “Lemmings.”

up until this point in history, calling someone a lemming has kinda been an insult.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a normal human phenomenon.

Take it a step further, Advanced yoga practitioners use “alternate nostril breaths” to consciously alter/improve physical & mental state.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re not wrong. through much trial and error in the 1990s I learned this was the most efficient & accurate & chronologically searchable way to date things.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I googled that and Google had no results on that

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