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LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

3.5mm headphone jack

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Don't even ask.

It’s crucial that you walk in without fear, because the animals can smell fear and will devour you

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Duh !

You can? I can’t. They have to be perfectly aligned, and I can’t get HDMI or DP cables to connect without visually seeing the outlet and plug.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Wait until they get to pineapples...

ASL = Age, Sex, Lemmy instance

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in How to start the day off strong

Chronic alcoholism, and their tinsel was filled with lead

the 1950s and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Hill to die on

It’s funny how you claim Israel is “winning this war on terror,” yet everything after that in your comment sounds like something a terrorist would say.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

I knew a kid who’d go door to door in neighborhoods requesting donations for the poor.

In his mind he was being honest because he was “the poor”

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in It's important for us to keep perspective...

S-tier shitpost and s-tier username

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Pregnancy

The arms naturally lengthen during pregnancy so one can reach in and remove the child during the birthing

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Smells Like Teen Spirit

I think he would have found it appalling that his sweater and guitar were auctioned at all, much less for $6 million

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?

“You’ve got to love him – he’s your brother, after all.”

Yeah, he’s my brother who would get angry and destroy all my things when we were young, my brother who sexually abused my youngest sibling, my brother who launched into a homophobic rant against my mom during a time when she had cancer, a brother who cheated on and verbally and physically abused his first wife, a brother who probably drove my nephew to suicide.

No, fuck him. I don’t love him, and I never will.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Seeing ex

My friend when he sees the sock next to my bed:

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in What can I do for you THIS TIME

On the rare occasion I decide to do a group dungeon in ESO, I feel like I get a text from my husband “wanna go to the store.” Every. Time.

And it’s hard to explain that I can’t just quit right now, it wouldn’t be fair to the nice little people in my PC.

LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited ) to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

I think I accidentally threw away a Starbucks gift card someone gave me, because I’ve been unable to locate it since Christmas :(

EDIT: LMFAO the mods removed my reply to the Scrooge below me because I said “I hope you get coal next year” XD

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in They’re the same

I’ve been described by people as redneck, but I’m not remotely MAGA

…and therefore I support Green Day dunking on MAGA instead of me XD

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