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LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?

Yes, and I’m thinking my next phone will be one of those.

I have a much better time with wired earbuds than with bluetooth.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

Ok, I’ll write my aunt, who I’m sure saved up to buy me the card because she knows I like coffee, and I’ll tell her that it was such a shitty gift and she should feel bad. /s

Seriously? Get a fucking clue. I hope you get coal next year.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Don't even ask.

The store clerks are actually flocks of parrots in trenchcoats

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

What annoys me at Walmart and Target is how the employees are ordered to chat you up in the most phony tone possible as an obvious anti-theft measure.

The one thing self checkouts have going for them is that I don’t have to talk to a person, and they’ve taken even that from me.

“Have you heard about our five-star service?” Look, five-star service at Walmart is when no one talks to me.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Especially with a real one!

Pegging to your friend’s house

Then the real pegging begins

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

The best I’ve found is Mojeek. The results take some getting used to because we’re all used to Google’s fuckery, but I’ve been using it for months, and it’s quite good.

There’s also SearXNG, though I’m not sure if that fits your needs. A couple public instances I’ve liked are:

searx.tiekoetter.com

search.fuckoffgoogle.net

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Thanks capitalism, very nice

But does it have probiotics?

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Crunchy. Delectable.

We live in a society where eating rocks out of the bin at the gift shop is illegal, but eating British food is not

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Before It Was Carved

As someone who lives in South Dakota, I feel compelled to add that he was a white nationalist who was involved with the KKK. There is nothing good or respectable about Mt. Rushmore, and the only awe it inspires is a feeling of dread at how deeply racist my state and nation are.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Why is this so hard

My hands are too dry for this to be effective

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in New Lemmy trend incoming

Mole sauce, for example. It’s absolute bliss!

LinkOpensChest_wav, to memes in Traditional art

Check !traditional_art

There was a good quality image posted there not too long ago

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in They don't even know the song

Fly me to the huge spotlight that the government hangs in the “sky”

LinkOpensChest_wav, to asklemmy in What's your favorite instrument that really gets through to you?

Hammond organ played well really makes me feel warm to the core

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