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M137, to lemmyshitpost in Piers Morgan gets owned
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M137, to memes in money
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I’m in such a bad place that even just chocolate coins would be amazing and a luxury right now. I used my last groceries yesterday, made into some frankenstein monster of random ingredients… but it’s something to eat, at least. It will only last till tomorrow, though, then I guess I’ll just starve and try to survive on water.

M137, to comicstrips in [Alzwards Corner] Haha, I'm in danger!
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Eh, it’s usually doable if you can survive one hit. Not that it’s recommended, or usually any fun, but doable. If they one hit you so hard that it feels like a nuke hitting a fly, that’s when you nope out and don’t try to return for a good while.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in I’ll be waiting in the car
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I still have a scar from my childhood when my pet turtle bit the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. The turtle had a blade of grass stuck in the area next to its neck that’s kinda like a dimple and it couldn’t get it out, so I stupidly put my finger there to try to get it out. Their beaks are like nail clippers.

M137, to memes in Times have changed
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I never had a problem with this. It’s not like whole movies or long youtube videos are recorded vertically. The kind of content that is recorded vertically is mainly watched on phones, and it’s not like it’s unwatchable on any other screen. Never once have I seen anyone say anything about it that is anything more than mild inconvenience about something they really shouldn’t care that much about. It’s just stereotypical “complaining because you can” bullshit that is so common.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in Butthurt
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That dog looks exactly how I feel when sudden unplanned social interaction happens.

M137, to science_memes in i <3 statistics
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Sure, but what about killing all people? That’s where we’re heading, and a lot of people are choosing to help with that. (I’m not saying that makes it ok, just asking for the fun of it).

M137, (edited ) to asklemmy in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/320a598a-b354-4e71-a89a-b77bb649ded0.jpeg

I’ve spent a LOT of time listening on the youtube channel “My Analog Journal” too, a ton of great guests with awesome sets. My favorite this year is Psychedelic and Folk music from Britanny with Léna C

M137, to lemmyshitpost in Spread the word!
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I don’t have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I’m too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).

But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.

M137, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
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Or just be a couple? Save yourselves and everyone else in the families the money and mental energy.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in Someone get working on this, right away!
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Dolphula - Dracula played by Dolph Lundgren, humanity has died out so dracula chooses the next species to turn into vampires… dolphins! Obligatory Vampire dolphin orgie scene with Dolph in the middle.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
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Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in Friendly Reminder
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Experiencing this like a jump scare for the first time in TLoZ: TotK made me hit my knee really hard on the underside of my desk. That was two weeks ago, and it’s still sore. And I don’t trust trees anymore, not that they’re hard to defeat, it’s just easy to forget that enemy type exists and get jump scared all over again. I hate them.

M137, to asklemmy in best app for lemmy?
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Sync has been really weird for the past few weeks, I stopped using it until there’s an update (which hasn’t happened before since several years ago when I started using it as a reddit app).

I’m currently on Boost, and it’s at least usable, though not super great, but good enough for now.

M137, to lemmyshitpost in Gastronomical Masterpiece
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I have a friend who puts ketchup on ANYTHING. I’ve seen him order $30 medium rare steaks at nice restaurants and then smother them in ketchup. People we don’t know at all have come up to us just to ask about it, and they’ve all left just as confused and angry about it as we (his friends) are.

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